Apr 30, 2020
This George W. Bush Artwork Christmas Ornament Is Our Everything So Please Buy It For Us
So it has come to this. We’ve finally found the most Christmas-y gift, the gift that speaks the most to us, the gift that really, truly, was designed for us. Please, please, please, if it isn’t too late and you haven’t already gotten us something else, please buy us this George W. Bush Christmas ornament.
How on earth can we resist this thing? It’s exclusive! It’s commemorative! It’s Christmas-y! It’s three-dimensional, which is generally how ornaments are shaped! It is “reminiscent” of official White House association ornaments! Thank you, lawyers employed by the Bush Center that made sure to get that language added before they started passing these things off as some sort of official post-Presidential shit. Best of all, it is a teeny ornament sized version of one of George W’s paintings of a cardinal. Are cardinals Christmas-y? We know that they’re wintry. Eh, we don’t care because we want this thing so much. Please make sure you also purchase this handsome gift bag so that you can present it to us in style, because we like our Presidential ornaments all fancy-like.
[While this is indeed the ultimate Christmas gift, it doesn’t mean that we don’t want all the other things on our Christmas list, so go get them for us.]