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Full House “The House Meets the Mouse (Part II)” (part 3 of 3)
While we hear a ‘90s sitcom rendition of “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah”, the remaining group go on rides, bumper cars, and make fun of Kimmy’s filthy smelling feet. They also namedrop a few places, so you know where to ask your parents to go once you finally break their spirits enough to make them take you to Disney World even though they really can’t afford it.
Back at the hotel, D.J. is at the end of her rope. She’s even started hallucinating the guy at the counter into Steve. She’s ready to pop, and stab herself in the eye with a pen, when Kimmy corroborates her suspicions. It is Steve!
Steve runs up to her in slow motion. She runs up to him in slow motion. I’m waiting for the joke. Ah, there it is: he trips and falls. Well, the writers tried, at least.
They hug. It turns out Steve’s been hallucinating about D.J. too, so he had to come down to Disney World to promote his movie—I mean, see her. And he did all this on the salary from his surprisingly lucrative job as a pizza delivery boy. Either that, or his parents are indeed sultans. More kissing ensues.
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