VIDEO: The Fifth Element (1997)
Suzie is rudely interrupted by her fellow reviewers Detroitmechworks and Rubber Walrus as she attempts to review Luc Besson’s The Fifth Element, starring Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Gary Oldman, Chris Tucker, and Tiny “Zeus” Lister as the President. A force subtly known as the Great Evil threatens the earth, so it’s up to 23rd century cab driver Willis to bring together four element stones and Jovovich (as the titular Fifth Element) to unleash a Divine Light to stop the Evil. Will they succeed, or be defeated by Oldman’s awful (southern?) accent?