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We Need This Expensive Slingshot Imported From Britain Because Gwyneth Paltrow Said So

We Need This Expensive Slingshot Imported From Britain Because Gwyneth Paltrow Said So

You may know that Gwyneth Paltrow has a website/lifestyle/something or other that is inexplicably called “goop.” Gwynnie is a kindred spirit to yr Happy, and ever year she does a Christmas wish list, so we thought we’d hop on over there and have a look see. Once we did, we knew we could simply not go on unless we got a $120 slingshot just like Gwyneth said we should. What makes this slingshot so special?

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Produced in a limited edition of 72 and available in a choice of three exclusive colours. These slingshots are hand-carved from found branches of birch, willow or beech; therefore each slingshot will be slightly different in shape, size and pattern.

No mass produced slingshots for these bloggers, nosiree. While you’re at it, you should probably get us the other colors also too because we are completists when it comes to limited edition slingshots, of course.

(Like hell are we the kind of people that will be patient enough for Christmas morning. Buy us something from our Christmas list now.)

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