Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!

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Hey bitchez. Whatcha doin’? Being stupid bitches? That sounds about right. Here, for instance, is a documentary prepared by some cool guy at whoever does the in-house documentaries for the DC Metro public transportation system, which everyone loves very much, and it is all about how their buses only break down every 8,000 miles, so give them a medal please. Also it is about ladies, and how they are so dumb.

We found some of their other advertisements, to be coming soon to a derelict-filled bus stop near you:

Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!
“Did you know that buses cut pollution by 400 thousand million percent?” “Chocolate chocolate chocolate AAACK!”

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“Did you know that the former mayor of Bogota, Colombia, Antanas Mockus, implemented a bus system where paupers and millionaires all rode together, as they were all equal citizens under the law?” “No Rolex No Sex. AAACK!”

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“Did you know that a bus only breaking down every 8,000 miles is actually a really good number maybe, even though if your car broke down every 8,000 miles you’d be PISSED?” “Sorry, what? I was busy falsely accusing someone of rape. AAACK!”

Fin.

[Photo from Lucy Westcott]

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