Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!

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Hey bitchez. Whatcha doin’? Being stupid bitches? That sounds about right. Here, for instance, is a documentary prepared by some cool guy at whoever does the in-house documentaries for the DC Metro public transportation system, which everyone loves very much, and it is all about how their buses only break down every 8,000 miles, so give them a medal please. Also it is about ladies, and how they are so dumb.

We found some of their other advertisements, to be coming soon to a derelict-filled bus stop near you:

Have You Ever Noticed That Ladies Are So Dumb And Stupid? The Washington DC Metro Has!
“Did you know that buses cut pollution by 400 thousand million percent?” “Chocolate chocolate chocolate AAACK!”

“Did you know that the former mayor of Bogota, Colombia, Antanas Mockus, implemented a bus system where paupers and millionaires all rode together, as they were all equal citizens under the law?” “No Rolex No Sex. AAACK!”

“Did you know that a bus only breaking down every 8,000 miles is actually a really good number maybe, even though if your car broke down every 8,000 miles you’d be PISSED?” “Sorry, what? I was busy falsely accusing someone of rape. AAACK!”


[Photo from Lucy Westcott]

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  • Metrobuses also drive 8260 miles everyday. So they break down daily.

    • Buddha Stalin

      Are you a Lady? If so let’s just talk about shoes. How often do they break down?

      • If purchased in Italia, they last for 35 years and don’t go out of style either! (Well, the long and pointy – or squared off – elf tips may not be cool anymore but I’m wearing them!). However, if purchased in a discount store, they fall apart in 1 year but what the hell, they were only $15 so… new shoes! Oh and… !! …what were we talking about? Mechanical failure of bus thingees? Oh snore.

        • Buddha Stalin

          Thanks for the shopping tips!

  • gullywompr

    Scoff all you want, but “AAACK!” is exactly what every woman on the bus says when I try to talk to them about their shoes.

  • Duckler

    So the buses also have a regular cycle..

    • Yep.


  • coozledad

    I’ve got to have Rolaids to have sex.

  • Antonin Dvorak

    Why the arrow on that lady’s shirt off center? Is not pointing to what I think it’s pointing to?

    • Yep.

      She’s got a pocket pussy.

  • Farb

    I’m not going there. No way.

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  • Buddha Stalin

    Rocker is currently having a battle of wits with a Wonketeer on Twitter! Guess who’s winning?

    • Nixon, etc.

      Thanks for the tip…Oh god, he’s so f’ing stoopit.Now I forgot the joke I was gonna make about broads…Thanks Obama.

    • SullivanSt

      Holy crap that guy is a surging fountain of tweeted derp. It’s as if he has nothing else to do than sit around all day showing off what a moron he is. Very, very much as if.

  • Caelan Aegana

    “I could never get that far in my shoes” would have been far funnier and less sexist. It was so easy, and yet it was not done!I need about 20 hot buttered rums now.

  • crazymonkeylady

    Oh, for fuck sake. This shit has me puking again. STOP!

  • Bill Nilsen

    Am I stoopid? I just thought the shoe girl was so smart and hip and stuff that she found bus statistics boring. Hmm, maybe I AM stoopid cuz I find that shit boring too. Ha ha.