Elektra (2005) (part 2 of 10)

Meanwhile, Mr. Big Shot says you can tell a good assassin by how close they can get before you notice them. Okay, but a good assassin’s victims should never be able to tell anyone how close they got. So how does anyone know who the good assassins are?

Also according to Mr. Big Shot, “they say Elektra whispers in your ear before she kills you.” Again: Who says that?

Well, I will say one thing for Elektra, she’s courteous. Bauer hears her on his earpiece: “It’s too late for your boss, Bauer, but you still have a chance.” Funny, I didn’t see her asking the nameless henchmen whether they wanted to surrender, and live on to hench another day. Her offer, however, is politely declined.

Caption contributed by TheFili

“You mean… fight a girl? They’re icky!”

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The Fili

Hi, my name is Matthias, I am a student of English and German, and may one day even get to teach these (if my university ever works out how to run a B.A. system). I live in a medium-sized German town few have ever heard of, and have only recently discovered the joys of suffering through horrible movies, describing them in every little... okay, let's forget about the joy and make that therapeutic effect.

Multi-Part Article: Elektra (2005)

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