Jun 1, 2011
Easy Kill (1989) (part 1 of 7)
Our Cast of Characters (in order of appearance):
Frank Davies (Frank Stallone; Frank’s picture can usually be found in the dictionary under “nepotism”. Unfortunately, he can’t blame Sly for his appearance here. At least we can be thankful he doesn’t sing this movie’s theme song). Frank is an ex-cop who somehow owns a bar in spite of a tendency to disappear for days on end without explanation.
Jade Anderson (Jane Badler; Jane’s best known for playing the Visitor Commander Diana on V until it was mercifully cancelled. This movie might even be considered a step up). Jade is the wife of a drug-smuggling diplomat with a fetish for all things white.
Eddie (Cameron Mitchell; The amount of bad movies Cameron has been in is simply mind-boggling. It was my sincere hope that Easy Kill would simply collapse under the staggering weight of Frank and Cameron’s combined awful resumes. I’m pleased to announce that it delivers. Oh, does it ever deliver.) Eddie is Frank’s bartender and all-around punching bag.