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Dungeons & Dragons (2000) (part 9 of 10)
In Sumdall, war is beginning. Profion and the mages loyal to him are cooped up in a tower, looking at the Empress and her loyal retinue as she calls her dragons to attack them. Gold dragons sweep through the city in a series of CGI shots. It’s not remotely convincing, but it is pretty.
”Good mornin’, Rob.” “Mornin’, Steve.”
Profion and his wizard army throw lots of fireballs, all of which miss, but mysteriously fail to hit any of the hundreds of spiraling towers that make up the city. He then throws up a magic barrier of antifreeze to keep out the dragons’ attacks.
Speed Racer’s gonna need that stuff back when you’re done.
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