Apr 25, 2019
Your Dumb ‘Sexy Hamburger’ Costume Doesn’t Even Look Like A Hamburger, Jeez!
Well, they did it. They made a Sexy Hamburger costume, because your hilarious jokes about “I’m a Sexy Businesswoman!” “I’m a Sexy Mail-Lady!” actually came true like almost a dozen goddamn years ago, and there was nowhere to go but WTF!
Here is the thing though. That is a terrible Sexy Hamburger. IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK LIKE A HAMBURGER AT ALL! At least the Sexy French Fries say “hot fries” on them so you know what the fuck you are supposed to be looking at.
Here is Sexy Corn. Does that look like corn to you? Then you should probably STOP RAPING DEFENSELESS VEGETABLES.
Here is a Sexy Carrot. It at least has a cute hat? And reminds us of the Twitter feed @realcarrotfacts, which will never betray us like @ehorse or whatever that thing was called that had you all so verklempt last week.
This one … well, we don’t really see a problem with this.