Help Us Drill Gun Baby Drill All Holiday Season Long

Help Us Drill Gun Baby Drill All Holiday Season Long

You know how sometimes you’re puttering around the house, doing those little repairs, making sure the screws haven’t come loose from the coffee table again, drilling a hole to hang a picture in the bedroom? Aren’t those the times when you really think FUCK YEAH I WISH I HAD A GUN TO DO THIS? Us too! Which is why we’re asking for this penis substitute drill gun power screwdriver.

The Drill Gun Power Screwdriver is an amazing power tool which is shaped like a revolver! That’s right Al Capone, time for you to get some house work done mafia style! It works just like a regular electric screwdriver, only now it’s backed by the power of a gun! Just put the size screw that you need in the barrel of the gun, aim, and shoot! The remaining drill bits can rest in the chambers until you need them!

[…] The feel of this amazing power tool will make even the scrawniest of men feel like Schwarzenegger! The Drill Gun Power Screwdriver makes the perfect gift for guys or girls who like packing heat! So why don’t you man up, buy the Drill Gun and unleash hell! Or at least fix the kitchen cabinet already.

See? We need this. Otherwise we’ll feel all wussy and emasculated and ladylike when we try to install a light switch, and no one wants that.

[We shuffle the mean cold streets, eternally sad that you have not bought us things from our Christmas list.]

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  • Zippy W Pinhead

    looks like a POS. DEWALT or GTFO!

    • Buddha Stalin

      Craftsman laughs at your Dewalt, from his mountain.

  • Señor Skwerl

    They don’t call ’em screw guns for nothin’

  • As a crafty type person, I say hell yeah.

  • mtn_philosoph

    A power screwdriver with an integrated screw holder is actually a pretty nifty thing. That’s a great feature right there, and a real productivity enhancement. Add to it the fact that bits can be changed by just rotating the chamber and this product sure looks like a winner to me. Leaving aside the tacky “handgun” styling, these are great features!Now about that styling: WTF, man? OK, OK, one can easily see how the two previously-mentioned enhancements, plus the ergonomic convenience of a pistol-style grip (which a lot of power screwdrivers have, because ergonomics) when all added up strongly point toward this styling metaphor. Gun lovers will love it, gun haters will hate it, and those of us who occupy a more neutral position will just see it as superfluous frou frou that does nothing to enhance the tool’s functionality.With all of that being said, I sure hope that they also offer it with Buck Rogers Ray Gun styling.

  • (((JustPixelz)))

    If it’s a gun tool you want, take a look at “powder actuated” nail drivers. It’s basically a gun that fires a nail bullet into something hard, like concrete.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      a Hilti

  • Buddha Stalin

    That thing looks pretty tough – only thing that would stop it is… (you know)

  • BigRedDog

    I am only buying this if it comes with a holster.

  • PubOption

    Needs a warning DO NOT CARRY WHILE BLAH.