If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It ‘Looted’ This Wallet
The AP reports — via the Juneau Empire — that Maltese pup “Lady Bunny” “found” a dude’s wallet, which last he saw was right in his pocket.
The AP, calling the dog’s deed “great,” does not even question whether Lady Bunny is a fucking pickpocket robber stealer thief — despite ending with the prior bad acts that Lady Bunny regularly perpetrated against her neighbors’ shoes.
Gruening says Lady Bunny has a good nose and particularly likes bringing home neighbors’ shoes.
Where have we heard this before? OH RIGHT.
Go fuck yourself AP, and also Lady Bunny, you Artful Dodger thieving bitch.
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