If This Dog Were Black, The AP Would Say It ‘Looted’ This Wallet

The AP reports — via the Juneau Empire — that Maltese pup “Lady Bunny” “found” a dude’s wallet, which last he saw was right in his pocket.

The AP, calling the dog’s deed “great,” does not even question whether Lady Bunny is a fucking pickpocket robber stealer thief — despite ending with the prior bad acts that Lady Bunny regularly perpetrated against her neighbors’ shoes.

Gruening says Lady Bunny has a good nose and particularly likes bringing home neighbors’ shoes.

Where have we heard this before? OH RIGHT.

Dave Martin/Associated Press. Totally fair use, guys, because of how we are talking about this picture, its "looting" caption, and how you suck.

Dave Martin/Associated Press. Totally fair use, guys, because of how we are talking about this picture, its “looting” caption, and how you suck.

Go fuck yourself AP, and also Lady Bunny, you Artful Dodger thieving bitch.

[AP]

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  • Mojopo

    Everyone uses Lady Bunny for pet names, but they always neglect poor Goddess Bunny!

  • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

    “So long, fare thee wellPip pip cheerio!I’ll be back soon (with a neighbor’s shoe)”-Lady Bunny

  • Brendan_M

    Cold, dead eyes. A fucking sociopath if I’ve ever seen one.