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Geostorm (2017)
Jul 19, 2018
Disaster Movie (2008) (part 3 of 6)
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Next, we get back to the Cloverfield parody, when Vanessa shows up to the party with another guy. Will tells his friends that the guy is a “Calvin Klein underwear model”, and true to the description, he shows up wearing nothing but his underwear. Because that’s what underwear models do. I hear Adriana Lima walks around New York in lingerie all the damn time. |
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But Calvin has a surefire plan to take Will’s mind off the whole Vanessa situation: “What better way to celebrate your super-duper sweet 16… than with a high school musical?” Indeed. What better way to awkwardly segue into a High School Musical parody than by just coming out and saying, “Hey, High School Musical!”? |
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Instantaneously, the entire cast is dressed up like the High School Musical cast. Will is made up to look like Zac Efron, and Calvin has a curly fro like Corbin Bleu. Vanessa Minillo is a cheerleader, and I guess she’s supposed to be Vanessa Hudgens, except Vanessa Hudgens was never a cheerleader in any of the High School Musical movies. Eh, close enough. |
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