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Degrassi Junior High “Eggbert” (part 5 of 5)
And then it’s back over to Loosey’s party, which is turning out to not quite be the blast of the year. The tape deck is all messed up, and a tape has come unspooled and gotten all tangled up. Loosey is in a panic, trying to get it untangled, saying it’s “my dad’s favorite tape!” I’ll just assume it was one of those old school subliminal tapes meant to help him improve his golf swing, or quit smoking, or be an absent father.
Meanwhile, to make up for the lack of a stereo, Wheels has taken out a Walkman, and he and Snake are trying to both listen in on headphones, all huddled together and desperately trying to rock out. Joey puts a soda on the coffee table, and Loosey yells at him to use a coaster. And then Snake complains he can’t hear the Walkman, and Wheels says, “It doesn’t go any louder!” Why don’t they use the turntable? Can’t they play a record? Or am I thinking too hard about this?
“The guy at the store told me this was an iPod!”
So, no surprise, everyone is bored senseless, and this is absolutely nothing like the last Loosey Party. Nope, no boozing, whoring, or impregnating is going on this time around. I blame the fact that Stephanie is currently dressed like a schoolmarm.
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