May 20, 2014
In Defense Of The Baby-Tossing Bus-Fighting Lady
This video is from last April, but when we looked at the dashboard of the thing where if we put up a video, and you play it, we get money, we saw that it was trending now. “We should definitely watch that video and then write about it,” we thought, and here we are!
First, we thought we should watch it because it is titled “Mom tosses infant to attack another bus rider who …” WHO WHAT??? We don’t know, maybe you should watch the video.
Oh, you have watched it? Good, let’s continue. First off, with a title like “Mom tosses infant to attack another bus rider who …” didn’t you think the mom threw her baby at the other passenger, like a baby projectile? Well, she did not!!! She shoved him into the arms of ANOTHER other passenger, like, HERE TAKE MY BABY, before she raced down the aisle to deliver a lesson. A lesson of pain!
Now. Think about if she hadn’t shoved her baby at that other passenger, and instead had raced down the aisle, arms windmilling and a-haymaking, with the baby still on her hip. Think how mad we would be then! She endangered that baby! we would all say. And we would be right!
Second: That baby is dressed awesome and warm and appropriately. GOOD JOB, infant-tossing bus-fighting lady!
So congratulations, Tossing-Infant-Bus-Fight-Mama. You get the Happy Nice Time Good Mothering Seal of Approval of the Year!