Help Us Terrify Any Children We Might Acquire With This Decapitated Teddy Bear Lamp
What child wouldn’t want to drift off to sleep with this this unnerving little bit of cuddle watching over them? No chance of night terrors from your little one when they’re dreaming of sugarplum fairies and guillotined teddy bears.
And just in case you’re wondering how it looks in the daytime, rest assured that Junior or Juniette will be just as fucking scared of the thing when the light is off.
Alos, too, it is $200, which is a small price to pay to guarantee that your child needs a lifetime of therapy.
[We keep checking our mailboxes, but there is nothing there yet from our Christmas list, dammit.]