Dear New York City, We Are Sorry, But Your Freedom Tower Looks Like The Thing From Se7en

We are sorry if we are telling you what you already know, New Yorkers, but we have just gotten here, so bear with us:

Your fancy new Freedom Tower,

Dear New York City, We Are Sorry, But Your Freedom Tower Looks Like The Thing From Se7en

built on the ashes and dust of four thousand fallen New Yorkers, looks like the thing from Se7en.

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Is that what you want? A shiny dildo of death with a dagger strapped to it, for the puncturing of ladies’ innards? We mean, we guess it’s better than a mosque or whatever, but still.

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