May 23, 2016
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) (part 6 of 6)
Note: A few of the images in this recap may be not safe for work, or rather, not safe for lunch. It gets a bit gruesome, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Speak of the devil, Jerk Warden is chasing after Vaguely Gay Guy. This is despite Jerk Warden previously having established that VGG is not-food. Maybe there’s a scene missing, or something. Guards shoot at Jerk Warden, to no effect.
Meanwhile, Goth Girl also comes back to life, which is odd, because I don’t recall her ever dying. Brooklynite just pushed her down, as far as I can remember. Poor thing must be fragile.
And so, Goth Girl eats an aide, and Jerk Warden eats a guard, and I can safely say we’re finally into the gut munching portion of the picture at last. (Curse of the Screaming Dead had one of these, too.) And you would think things pick up a lot from this point on. Shows how much you know.