May 23, 2016
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (2005) (part 3 of 6)
Note: A few of the images in this recap may be not safe for work, or rather, not safe for lunch. It gets a bit gruesome, so don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Meanwhile, Vaguely Gay Guy emerges from behind a door marked “Psychiatric Evaluation”. He has a really stupid grin on his face. There’s actually a reason for this, but some things you can’t defend with story logic. Behind that door (and I can’t believe it took me forever to figure this out), Isaac and Emma are making out, and getting weepy over his imminent departure. You can pretty much work out how this scene goes.
Thankfully, Goth Girl rats them out, telling the staff that Isaac and Emma are planning to have sex. This is forbidden according to the hospital rules (which I guess makes some sense), so Jerk Warden gets called in to stop the learning of unlawful carnal knowledge.