Coolio Will Cook You Dinner, But Only If You Will Sing For Your Supper

So, Coolio. Remember Coolio? He had this hair:

Coolio Will Cook You Dinner, But Only If You Will Sing For Your Supper

Now he has this hair:

5th Annual Rockapalooza Festival at the Jackson County Fairgrounds in Jackson - June 22, 2012

Hair loss is a hell of a drug, people.

Coolio had one of the hugest hits of the 1990s with “Gangsta’s Paradise,” but now apparently dude wants to be a chef (no, for real) and is just driving up on college kids and asking if he can cook them all dinner. Who’s gonna say no to that? And after dinner, as you’re drinking your traditional college disgestif – a fine glass of port, natch – you and your friends and Coolio can just kick it with a little white person “Gangsta’s Paradise” singalong:

YOU GUYS!

This is how sad I feel that Coolio has not shown up on my doorstep to do some MTV-Unplugged-style rapsinging over the nearest Sensitive Dude guitar playing:

In case you were wondering, of course you can totally buy his cookbook, which includes chapters like “How To Become a Kitchen Pimp.” Get on it!

[Recent Coolio hair photo by PR Photos]

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