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Movie Review / Movies / Videos / The Porn Critic #16

VIDEO: Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody (2013)

by Porn Critic · March 30, 2013

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The Porn Critic takes a look at Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody, and… it turns out it’s amazing! How can he do the angry reviewer shtick now?

Tags: Porn Parodies

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Jay_Bay

I will watch the review in a moment, but I must say this…

This title is causing a conflict in my head the likes of which has not been put onto paper.
Shawn Brown

I am actually interested in this movie. Wow, I didn’t expect this kind of quality. BTW, I really enjoy your action figure skit; very clever.
- Thomas Stockel
  
  The action figure segment was the best part. And it gave me something to think about in regards to why some of these parodies get made in the first place.
  - The_Stig
    
    his Dante voice needed to be whinier.
    - MichaelANovelli
      
      “I’m Dante, and I’m the biggest idiot, ever!”
      - Porn Critic
        
        “Why are we walking like this?”
      - Zachary LaVoy
        
        “Hey, it’s Ted Danson…”
        
        “It’s payback time.”
      - MichaelANovelli
        
        “Well played, clerks…”
Cheshire Cat

Random fact: Geo could be short for Geordie.
- $36060516
  
  or Giorgio
- Cheshire Cat
  
  Or Geoff
Cameron Vale

Fan of Bloodhound Gang, I hope. Also, does this movie come with a parody of the alternate ending, maybe with a robber jizzing on Dana’s face?
- Porn Critic
  
  Congratulations, you spotted the reference to The Bloodhound Gang. You win a year’s supply of red meat and filofax’s, to be delivered all at once. Now feed.
Stubz Turner

I love how only two episodes of the cartoon aired and yet there are action figures of them.
Anon

Exactly what I’ve been saying for ages. Porn (both filmed and written) is so readily available for free online these days that the only reason for actually buying porn (in either format) is for the plot. Just a shame that a decent film doesn’t make for such an entertaining review but your action figure sketches are always fun to watch.
The Man in Black

This was an entertaining review, although I bet you could’ve ripped on it a bit harder. This was definitely the best action figure bit I’ve seen in one of your videos; it was perfect!