Apr 27, 2020
This Christmas, Help Us Keep Our IPhone Sexxxy With New IPhone Panties
We’ve been so busy lately making sure we feel sexxxy, what with our Santa suit and our overall-babydoll dress. With all our extreme hotness, though, we’ve forgotten about our iPhone and its needs. How can our iPhone feel as sexy as possible? By making sure it wears sexy iPhone panties, duh.
These panties are creative and cool and sexxxy soft silicone, which is the only way to go, iPhone-panty-wise. Just look at how much better our phone could look with these on.
See? Now that is an iPhone that can step out with pride, knowing that all the other iPhones will be envious of its hotness. Please buy us this iPhone thong so that our iPhone is as sexy as can be.
[We’re laying awake nights wishing and hoping and praying you’ll buy us something from our Christmas list.]