This Christmas, Help Us Keep Our IPhone Sexxxy With New IPhone Panties

This Christmas, Help Us Keep Our IPhone Sexxxy With New IPhone Panties

We’ve been so busy lately making sure we feel sexxxy, what with our Santa suit and our overall-babydoll dress. With all our extreme hotness, though, we’ve forgotten about our iPhone and its needs. How can our iPhone feel as sexy as possible? By making sure it wears sexy iPhone panties, duh.

These panties are creative and cool and sexxxy soft silicone, which is the only way to go, iPhone-panty-wise. Just look at how much better our phone could look with these on.


See? Now that is an iPhone that can step out with pride, knowing that all the other iPhones will be envious of its hotness. Please buy us this iPhone thong so that our iPhone is as sexy as can be.

[We’re laying awake nights wishing and hoping and praying you’ll buy us something from our Christmas list.]

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  • Guest

    This comes perilously close to Ray Smuckles’ TruckNutz™ for iPhones.http: //

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  • Mahousu

    Wow, they even have it in Pedobear!

  • el_donaldo

    If I put panties on my iPhone, all the other iPhones will realize they’re naked. It could get awkward.

  • mtn_philosoph

    The real fun comes when you go to plug in the docking cable…I am surprised that no one else here seems to have picked up on that.