Los Angeles District Attorney Reminds CeeLo That Ladies Like To Be Asked First, Ecstasy’d Later
Oh hey, CeeLo. Should we call you Mr. Lo? Cee? Whatevs. Looks like you’ve managed to get in a spot of trouble with the law with that whole problem where you ALLEGEDLY threw some ecstasy in a lady’s drink without her knowing?
CeeLo Green won’t be charged with sexual assault, but the singer-songwriter will be prosecuted for allegedly giving ecstasy to a female victim, the Los Angeles district attorney’s office said Monday.
Green, 39, “allegedly slipped ecstasy to a 33-year-old female while the two were dining at a downtown Los Angeles restaurant sometime between July 13 and July 14, 2012,” according to a statement from the prosecutor. “The two later went back to the woman’s hotel.”
Way to (ALLEGEDLY, geez) show the ladies a good time, CeeLo. We can’t imagine why you’d need to resort to such techniques, given that you are otherwise such a hit with the wimmenz, like when Andrea Swensson of City Pages reviewed his 2011 Minneapolis show and said it kinda wasn’t all that, which led CeeLo to decide she was probably gay.
That is a totally solid and rational way to respond to mild criticism of your performance, we think! Actually, we don’t think that at all. We also think that surprise Ecstasy is kinda not so cool, so if you actually did that (WHICH WE ARE NOT SAYING YOU DID) please don’t do that again, ok?
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