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A look at the sci-fi horror comedy that oozes '80s goodness.
Get ready for some forced silliness! Casa de Mi Padre stars Will Ferrell in a role that requires him to speak perfect Spanish, and it's as stupid as you think it is.
It's Halloween, and Sofie has decided to exploit the horror classics... in more ways than one. First up, it's a special black and white episode as she takes on the classic that started it all, 1931's Dracula, starring horror legend Bela Lugosi in his iconic role as Count Dracula. Featuring special guest appearances by all your favorite Agony Booth reviewers!
The Masked Slasher takes over for Count Jackula this week, and the Horror Guru has to deal with a new co-host for this review of Sinister, starring Ethan Hawke as a true-crime author who uses home movies to find out why an entire family was murdered in his new house.
It's Joey's latest Halloween review, Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, starring everyone's favorite talking canine and those meddling kids who ride around in a hippie van solving mysteries. This time, however, the monsters are real, because what kids really want to see is the Mystery Gang dealing with voodoo mysticism.
The Lunatic Fringe takes a look at Bryan Singer's The Usual Suspects, a mystery/crime thriller about a heist gone wrong that became famous for its big twist ending. Unfortunately, Joshua has some major problems with that ending. Naturally, this review contains major SPOILERS! for a 17 year old movie. And also, Bruce Willis is a ghost.
Continuing his look at superhero movies, the Slob checks out Sam Raimi's finale to his Spider-Man trilogy! Unfortunately, something dark and mysterious lurks in the shadows of this review, as the Slob is transformed by a strange goo. What does this mean for his defense of Spider-Man 3? Watch and find out!
Phil talks great movies that require prior knowledge of the ridiculous tropes that make up the teen slasher genre, including Scream, New Nightmare, Cabin in the Woods, V/H/S, and many more!
Joey's Final Celebration continues with a review of Final Destination 3, starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead. In this installment, two beautiful ladies go tanning, but then get burned alive! And then there's the infamous roller-coaster scene. How can you go wrong?
Unfortunately, the Secret Service license passed to 4D Rulers software. And 4D Rulers made Secret Service: Security Breach, the worst game Roland's ever played.
Melting Astronauts! Bad detective work! Crackers!
Dr. O'Boogie dares to follow up his legendary recap of High School Musical, the Disney Channel Original Movie where Zac What's-his-face and Vanessa Something-or-other joined forces to save their school from being torn down, or something. Look, it's been four years since that recap. Cut him some slack, okay?
A Mexican drug lord embarks upon an epic suicide mission to Iraq to rescue his brother and bring him back home. A parody of the drug lord lifestyle and action movies in general, Saving Private Perez is a movie you can't miss, and the Renegado is here to tell you why!
Despite being just as goofy as the original, a lot of people thought this was the best superhero movie ever at the time. Were they right? Watch the review and find out!
While Zim is about an incompetent, self-centered alien who disguises himself as a schoolboy in a futile attempt to destroy the human race, and My Little Pony is about pretty ponies in a magical fantasyland learning lessons about friendship, Phil explains why they have quite a lot in common.
A young priest is sent to a church in a small town. His arrival sets off a chain reaction of thorny politics, sexual relationships, and betrayal, after he falls in love with an underage girl. Renegado dives in to find out if the controversy is enough to make the film worth watching.
A boy is forced to join the vaguely-defined Eiken Club, which is mostly made up of schoolgirls with ridiculously enormous breasts. Yeah, that's pretty much the whole plot.
Since the amazing special effects of Speed Racer has left the Slob blind, he's decided to take a look (no pun intended) at a movie featuring a man with the same disability. Check out the Slob's state-appointed defense of Daredevil!
In order to do a thorough study of the Hulk (and Bruce Banner), Ursa had to watch Ang Lee's Hulk and The Incredible Hulk starring Ed Norton and Liv Tyler. She hopes you appreciate the sacrifice. And yes, she still loves Mark Ruffalo's Bruce best.
Let's see if we can still spot Ali Larter's navel, as well as those iconic Logs of Doom that even Quentin Tarantino idolizes (no joke!). This is the second installment in Joey's Final Destination retrospective!