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It's the first video Yulia (the artist formerly known as Full of Questions) ever posted online, where she debunked misconceptions that a lot of people have about the Sherlock Holmes books, while wearing a silly hat. Now including a brand-new audio commentary!
The Renegado takes a look at one of only two shark movies set in Mexico, and the one that's known the world over for being one of the worst movies ever made, and also for having a famous line that got dubbed over with a shout-out to I Love Lucy in the TV version. So hop on your Sea-Doo and get ready to cruise right into the mouth of unintentional hilarity! Features a special guest appearance by Obscurus Lupa!
Because Mendo isn't enough of a glutton for punishment, he takes a look at one of the infamous Censored Eleven, a series of controversial Warner Bros. cartoons that are no longer available for mass consumption. This particular short addresses a subject that bothers Mendo to no end: the glorification of the military! And also, racism. That part's pretty bad, too.
Now equipped with an alien ring, the Cinema Slob heads to Chicago's sci-fi convention Cyphan, to get help from the only man who knows comics, the Last Angry Geek! It's a fitting end to Superhero Month, and the first proper "crossover" from the Slob.
UPDATED Nov. 9, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! Holy Inception, Batman! Count Jackula and Horror Guru get trapped in a tape... within a tape, as they review the new found-footage horror anthology V/H/S.
Daniel Craig and the Bond filmmakers silenced the critics with Casino Royale, then got them all shooting off their mouths again with this entry, thanks to an unfinished screenplay, a boring villain, and some of the most confusing editing ever seen in the franchise. Luckily, we're here to make sense of it all for you.
Phil Buni loves this meta-horror masterpiece!
She's as broken and scarred as the rest of the Avengers, but it'll never prevent her from doing the right thing. Black Widow: She's Ursa's favorite Avenger. And now, she gets character development, and a plot arc to boot!
Due to the recent hurricane, Joey presents a shorter review of a recent movie. The things he does for you people! Disney's latest flick Wreck-It Ralph features good animation, licensed characters, and candy puns. Lots of candy puns.
The Porn Critic celebrates the release of the new Bond film with Jane Blond DD7, a "parody" of James Bond, but only in the sense that they both vaguely have something to do with secret agents.
NOTE: This review is in Spanish with English subtitles. With Udo Kier as a hilarious main villain, Iron Sky is a dark comedy about Nazis who invade earth from the moon, and then wacky hijinks ensue.
UPDATED Nov. 7, 2012 with commentary from Sofie! Sofie revisits the movie that started a billion-dollar sparkly vampire franchise, 2008’s Twilight! Join her as she relives those first magical moments when codependency true love blossomed between Edward and Bella!strong
In this episode of Fright Bites, the Fear Fan tackles XCOM: Enemy Unknown, the recent re-imagining of the classic turn-based strategy game X-COM: UFO Defense. Was it worth the wait? Hell, yeah!
With Silent Hill: Revelation 3D currently in theaters, Cecil takes a look back at the first film, and explains in great detail why it's one of his all-time favorites.
It's time to take a look at Alfonso Cuaron's take on Harry Potter! Many consider Prisoner of Azkaban to be the best in the series, but the Suspect is here to find out for sure.
The Budget Barrel is back, baby, with an FPS where you hunt down terrorists in vaguely-defined missions. Most Wanted makes some changes to the engine and the formula used by In Harm's Way and Shadow Force. How does it turn out? Badly. For everyone involved.
In his ongoing look at superhero films, the Cinema Slob takes a look at DC's effort to make a Catwoman film. Find out just how many lives this kitty has, as the Slob sinks his claws into this purrrrfect action movie.
The story of a priest-in-training who, after beating a woman to death (hey, she was a witch), is forced to spend three days praying over her body... but she's not quite dead.
UPDATED Nov. 2, 2012 with commentary from Count Jackula and Horror Guru! It's a Zombie Apocalypse, as Count Jackula and Horror Guru try to unravel the mystery of Milla Jovovich's near perfect ass.
Joey finds out if this is really Disney's worst animated film! With a reputation of being made when Disney was at its lowest point, The Black Cauldron is a fantasy adventure with obnoxious characters, cop-out endings, and archetypes we've seen done to death.