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Happy, happy Halloween! This year, Cecil finally covers the much requested Halloween III: Season of the Witch.
Masked Slasher gets a little too into the remake of Maniac starring Elijah Wood!
Just in time for Halloween (if you're in the continental US, and watching literally in the next few hours), Roland takes a sidelong look at Cold Fear, another Resident Evil ripoff in the vein of Blue Stinger, Dino Crisis, or Deep Fear (two of which are exactly the same game as this), and realizes his irrational hatred of Ubisoft was pretty rational after all.
Watch the horror of Joey's crossover with undead music reviewer Soundbite! Together, they take a stab at Avenged Sevenfold and their animated music video featuring good ol' mass murdering and necrophilia. Let the ghoul times roll!
It's Halloween, and Ursa's trying (not very successfully) to be spooky. It probably wasn't the best idea to review Shaun of the Dead, AKA "A romantic comedy. With zombies," but she's trying anyway. Even if this video is more about harsh truths than horror.
The Horror Guru concludes his Blood Splattered Halloween with Night of the Demons 3, the direct-to-video sequel to the 1988 cult classic. Sexy cat demons, snake monster masturbation, and hand gun blow jobs abound in this surprisingly sexy final installment of the series!
Prepare for the manliest Halloween ever, as Mendo celebrates Commando, a movie that even Top Gun can't compete with for awesomeness/homoeroticism! Included are a slew of guest stars, including Sofie, a whole slew of Bears, and "Honorary Bear" Ven Gethenian!
Imagine, if you will, a movie so boring that we can't even think of a description for it.
To continue on with the anime theme of her recent videos, and to do something special for Halloween, Sofie has compiled a list based on her favorite anime One Piece and the character Brook, the coolest talking skeleton ever. Watch as she counts down his top five finest moments!
Michael Douglas is a gun-toting anti-hero who navigates the gritty Los Angeles landscape in Joel Schumacher's 1993 psychological thriller Falling Down. Along with a review of the film and its Blu-ray, this video also contains brief reviews of six other movies that share similar themes, including Taxi Driver and Hobo with a Shotgun!
Usagi's mother Ikuko tries to become a TV reporter, while the scouts grapple with Sailor Moon's growing powers. Also, Nycea's having a giveaway! Submissions need to be in by November 10th.
Here's a look back at the Porn Critic's first (and only?) Halloween Special, where he takes a look at all the scary pornos out there, most notably, Scream XXX: A Porn Parody, about a film crew making a porn parody of Stab, the fictional movie in the Scream films. That's insanely meta!
An adventure that's truly out of this world. Psyche! It's another freakin' Pokémon movie.
Mikey Insanity and Mr. Mendo team up again to watch The Jetsons Meet The Flintstones!
The sequel to one of the best remakes of all time deserves way more credit than it gets.
It's the biggest, baddest, buggiest MechWarrior game of all time! Part 4 of the MechWarrior retrospective continues with the standalone expansion pack to MechWarrior 2 called Mercenaries.
We learn the shocking truth about the fate of the Earth, and Nephrite breaks stuff!
Il Neige sure wishes he was watching a better movie... Nailed it!
Mendo brings you another Requested Review! Well, it started out as a review, but really turned out more like those recommendation videos Sofie always makes. These things happen sometimes.
Roland played Grand Theft Auto V for more than a hundred hours, a handful of which contained actual gameplay! It's flawed, rough around the edges, and rough around the middle, with many of GTA 4's best mechanics run through the strainer of Red Dead Redemption and Max Payne 3. By which we mean ruined.