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ONCE UPON A TIME: Extreme Makeover
19 KIDS AND COUNTING: A Plastic Sword Is Not "Cutlery"
“I guess with the aqua-shuttle and bass boat, putting Kirk and Spock in speedos was not in the budget this week.”
THE WALKING DEAD: The Dark Side Really Does Have Cookies
THE AMERICANS: Waiter, There's a Bug in My Pen
19 KIDS AND COUNTING: Momma Duggar Goes Back to High School
AMC Announces New Walking Dead Series to Totally Suck
SLEEPY HOLLOW: A Mysterious Manhole in the Nether Regions
THE BACHELOR FINALE: Come On, Baby, Prove That You Love Me
JANE THE VIRGIN: Don't Second Guess Yourself
BETTER CALL SAUL: Pop-Pop Pops Po-Po
SLEEPY HOLLOW: It’s Bloody Magic, I Tell Ya!
ONCE UPON A TIME: The Kids Are Not All Right
19 KIDS AND COUNTING: The Pot Pie Is Delicious, Everything Else Sucks
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE: At Last, My Celebrity Apprentice Has Come Along
19 KIDS AND COUNTING: Take Your Mommy and Daddy to Work Day
DUGGAR NEWS: Derick deliberately rams cat with sled because he's an asshole
THE AMERICANS: Lies, Damn Lies, and Salvation
How the CW Plans to Win Major Awards for All Its Shows Next Season
THE BACHELOR: Didn’t We Boot Your Asses Already?