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“It looks like the guy who cleans the Enterprise toilets has the week off, so congratulations, Uhura, you are now in charge!”
BETTER CALL SAUL: The Saddest Story Ever Told
ARROW: Fake Arrow and Fake Iron Man
ONCE UPON A TIME: Writing Wrongs
WALKING DEAD: Carl and Enid Hiding in a Tree...
THE FLASH: Timey-Whimey Stuff
THE AMERICANS: The World Is a Better Place without You in It
DANCING WITH THE STARS: The Golden Oldies vs. The One-Hit Blunder
ARROW: Take My League of Assassins... Please!
“Unfortunately, we’re not going to find out how they did the saucer separation trick, or how they made that guy’s head explode in ‘Conspiracy’, or anything else cool that happened in the first season of TNG.”
JANE THE VIRGIN: ¡Calle Loco!
BETTER CALL SAUL: The Paper Chase
THE FLASH: You Can't Outrun Your Past
ONCE UPON A TIME: Things That Make You Go "Ahhhh, Ahhh!"
19 KIDS & COUNTING: Worthless Relatives Are Worthless
19 KIDS & COUNTING: Licking and Sticking Your Pickle Wear It Doesn't Belong
SLEEPY HOLLOW: Back to the Future
“Hearing a constant laugh track on the Enterprise-D bridge is distinctly surreal. Someone really should take season two of TNG and add a laugh track just to see if it improves things.”
THE AMERICANS: A Burning Ring of Fire
DANCING WITH THE STARS: The First One-Hit Aging Reality Show Olympic Diva Amputee Drafted into the NFL