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It's day three of our True Detective marathon! We last left Colin Ferrell in a bloody heap with shotgun wounds all over his body, but don't worry nothing comes of that. Also, there's lots of police investigation stuff, but nothing comes of that either. Not coming is also a major theme.
Our True Detective Season 2 marathon continues with a recap a day until we catch up. This week, proof that guns don't kill people. Or at least not people whose names appear in the opening credits. Better luck next time, bird-face!
HNTP is taking on True Detective! One recap a day until we catch up! Please welcome our new recapper Joannes Truyens to the fold as we kick off Season 2 of TV's most existentially depressing cop show since The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
Season 1 of Wayward Pines ends with both a bang and a whimper. The human race at the height of its power and technology couldn't stop the rise of the mutant aberrations, but they can't handle one unfrozen dude with one backpack of C4? Bulls#*t.
Apparently the secret to staying alive in Deutschland 83 is not to be remotely competent at the whole spying thing, because those who are keep sacrificing themselves for those who aren't. More death, betrayal, and prostitutes in this week's recap.
YouTube now has more viewers in the demo than any cable network and is raking in $4 billion a year... and yet can't make a profit. How is that possible?
How the hell did it take three seasons for Tatiana Maslany to get her first Emmy nomination? Sister should be holding all six nods for all six characters. Only HNTP has an inside look at how the whole Clone Club is celebrating.
Rejoice stay-at-home parents and unemployed slackers and sick day takers everywhere! Regis has heard your prayers and accendeth once again to your TV to sit at the right hand of Kathie Lee.
After finally getting his wife and ex-tootsie on the same page, Ethan discovers they don't call them “mad” scientists for nothing. And there's something to that "children of the damned" phrase, too. The penultimate Wayward Pines recap has arrived.
Ingrid's health takes a turn for the worse. Will Martin make it back in time to save her? Alex makes a bold, but not unexpected decision. So does Annett. Grab your German-to-English dictionary, because it’s Week 5 of Deutschland 83.
“While it isn’t the worst concept for an episode ever, it’s still not winning fan love, twelve years after it aired. Okay, so maybe some fans love it, but this fan cringes over the existence of it.”
With the demise of American Idol, FOX has a new singing competition in the works... with a direct tie-in to "Empire."
You may have heard about the all-new Archie comic book relaunch a while back, but did you know that the red-headed high schooler is also headed for television? Riverdale, a live action series based on the new Archie comics, will be coming soon to your TVs.
Sometimes the ticking time bomb is a stolen pick-up truck. Can Ethan stop it before the conspirators let the abbies in? And is Ben gone for good or only mostly dead?
This week on Deutschland 83, after taking dating advice from his aunt, Martin's love life becomes complicated. Alex and the General exchange words at a family celebration. Renate drinks. Yvonne meditates. And the world moves one step closer to nuclear annihilation.
Bo and Luke Duke may have been in trouble with the law since they day they was born, but now they're in trouble with the PC police and actor John Schneider ain't going to take it lying down, no matter how many racists slaughter how many African-Americans.
Kit Harrington may have all sorts of Game of Thrones spoilers locked in his head, but it's the locks on his head that are giving away the answer behind this season's cliffhanger... maybe. HNTP looks into all the possibilities, no matter how unlikely.
Lifetime is as clueless about steaming technology as its audience. What, no, not women! We mean old people. Try to keep up with which demographic we're shamelessly stereotyping. Geez, what are you, Irish?
After 40+ years, Maria announces retirement from Sesame Street. Do you think they have a place to cash Social Security checks on that block?
President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.