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Yeah, all the "teens" on TV are actually in their 20s and 30s, but the writers all remember when Fonzie was the coolest kid on boob tube. How old is too old to write high schoolers?
Hey, girl... The CW has snagged the rights to two blockbusters and are transforming them into new TV series.
Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
“Aaaand it basically looks like a watermelon with a handle. I guess the Slavers took juicing very seriously. ”
True Detective stumbles along with dense dialogue, dense characters, and dense plot. (See, we can use words with two meanings, too. Aren't we smart.) It's recap time for Episode 7, in which one of our main characters doesn't make it out alive.
An innocent, unsuspecting America is dragged into the depths of reality show madness... And it could happen to you!!!
“In this article (and in the article that will follow it), I plan to educate you on why the writers should have steered clear of another Felger-type writing misstep of ‘Avenger 2.0’-size proportions... and decided not to. Twice. Don’t these guys learn the first time?”
At last! A sitcom about the glamorous life of a TV recapper! It's like someone has turned my TV into a mirror. But why should YOU watch it?
Caitlyn Jenner's new reality show isn't winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
Marvin Gaye III claims Fox's 'Empire' is a rip off of his idea. Is this true or just another cash grab after the 'Blurred Lines' money runs out?
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
Disney Channel pumps out another TV movie with the potential to be a High School Musical-sized cultural phenomenon. Introducing The Descendants. Check inside to see what all the fuss is about.
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
This is it! The Season One and/or possibly series finale of the bildungsroman that taught us to embrace the cold war, break out our Walkmans, and sprechen sie deutsch. Will we get that Star Wars moment we've been pining for?
It's the final day of the Mad Men props auction! To the studio, it's trash... but to fans, it's treasure. But be warned, you'll have to pay a king's ransom for it.
Ryan Seacrest's latest brainchild is stillborn. Turns out Americans only like to watch celebrities humiliate themselves on TV, not random schmoes off the streets. Good for us, I guess?
Party time! Why yes, it is a dark and gritty and morose party filled with existentially tortured individuals delving into sex and violence while twisting in the wind of despair. How did you know?
Our True Detective recap marathon continues with sexual harassment, shocking twists, and a whole lot of bickering over personal finances.
Carnage. Lots and lots of carnage. So much carnage. And some other stuff, but all you'll really remember is the carnage. Our True Detective recap marathon reaches Day/Episode 4!
Last week Martin saved his mother's life. This week he tries to save the world, only nobody will listen to him. It's the second to last recap of Deutschland 83's inaugural season!