Other Pigs in the Sea? It’s Splitsville for Kermit and Miss Piggy
Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
Category: TV Recap
Star Trek (TAS) “The Slaver Weapon”
“Aaaand it basically looks like a watermelon with a handle. I guess the Slavers took juicing very seriously. ”
True Detective: Black Maps and Motel Rooms
True Detective stumbles along with dense dialogue, dense characters, and dense plot. (See, we can use words with two meanings, too. Aren't we smart.) It's recap time for Episode 7, in which one of our main characters doesn't make it out alive.
How "Big Brother" Ate My Brain: A Cautionary Tale
An innocent, unsuspecting America is dragged into the depths of reality show madness... And it could happen to you!!!
Stargate Atlantis “Irresistible”
“In this article (and in the article that will follow it), I plan to educate you on why the writers should have steered clear of another Felger-type writing misstep of ‘Avenger 2.0’-size proportions... and decided not to. Twice. Don’t these guys learn the first time?”
BINGE OR NO? Difficult People (not quite Seinfeld but really trying)
At last! A sitcom about the glamorous life of a TV recapper! It's like someone has turned my TV into a mirror. But why should YOU watch it?
Is It Already Time for a Hard Reboot of “I Am Cait”?
Caitlyn Jenner's new reality show isn't winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
Is ‘Empire’ Actually A Bunch of ‘Sons of Riches’?
Marvin Gaye III claims Fox's 'Empire' is a rip off of his idea. Is this true or just another cash grab after the 'Blurred Lines' money runs out?
17 CANDIDATES AND COUNTING: Everything that Sucks about America
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
THE DESCENDANTS: In Which Not Particularly Naughty Kids = Very Nice Ratings for Disney
Disney Channel pumps out another TV movie with the potential to be a High School Musical-sized cultural phenomenon. Introducing The Descendants. Check inside to see what all the fuss is about.
17 CANDIDATES AND COUNTING: Showdown in Cleveland
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
Deutschland 83: Get Your Gotterdammerung On!
This is it! The Season One and/or possibly series finale of the bildungsroman that taught us to embrace the cold war, break out our Walkmans, and sprechen sie deutsch. Will we get that Star Wars moment we've been pining for?
Authentic Mad Men Crap For Sale! Today Only!
It's the final day of the Mad Men props auction! To the studio, it's trash... but to fans, it's treasure. But be warned, you'll have to pay a king's ransom for it.
FOX Cancels Ryan Seacrest’s "Knock Knock Live" After 2 Episodes
Ryan Seacrest's latest brainchild is stillborn. Turns out Americans only like to watch celebrities humiliate themselves on TV, not random schmoes off the streets. Good for us, I guess?
True Detective: Church in Ruins
Party time! Why yes, it is a dark and gritty and morose party filled with existentially tortured individuals delving into sex and violence while twisting in the wind of despair. How did you know?
True Detective: Other Lives
Our True Detective recap marathon continues with sexual harassment, shocking twists, and a whole lot of bickering over personal finances.
True Detective: Down Will Come
Carnage. Lots and lots of carnage. So much carnage. And some other stuff, but all you'll really remember is the carnage. Our True Detective recap marathon reaches Day/Episode 4!
Deutschland 83 RECAP: Nobody Listens to Martin
Last week Martin saved his mother's life. This week he tries to save the world, only nobody will listen to him. It's the second to last recap of Deutschland 83's inaugural season!
True Detective: Maybe Tomorrow
It's day three of our True Detective marathon! We last left Colin Ferrell in a bloody heap with shotgun wounds all over his body, but don't worry nothing comes of that. Also, there's lots of police investigation stuff, but nothing comes of that either. Not coming is also a major theme.
True Detective: Night Finds You
Our True Detective Season 2 marathon continues with a recap a day until we catch up. This week, proof that guns don't kill people. Or at least not people whose names appear in the opening credits. Better luck next time, bird-face!
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