Empire: Making the Band
Cookie's starting her own studio! With blackjack! And hookers! Or maybe just a crappy girl band. Oh well, everybody's gotta start somewhere.
Category: TV Recap
Minority Report “Mr. Nice Guy”
“So for those keeping track, he’s cool with Vega falsifying a police report about a double homicide, but peeking at personal data is a bridge too far.”
Minority Report: Dash Learns the Fine Art of Seduction
MInority Report attempts to seduce its audience by insulting it. Think Dash and the precogs can foresee the demise of their own show yet?
Saved by the Bell’s "1-900 Crushed"... Or How Zach Morris Tried to Get Rich Seducing a 13-Year-Old Girl
Welcome to "Failing the Test of Time," a new regular feature at HNTP where we relive a particularly awful episode of a classic TV show! First up, Saved By the Bell.
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Quantico: How to Get Away with Terrorism
The series premiere of Quantico brings a whole mess of beautiful people together for sexy shenanigans and deadly secrets, plus a terrorist attack in the middle of New York City just to make it interesting.
Gotham: Maniax on the Loose
Another week, another raving band of lunatics killing people all over Gotham without a single Batman in sight to stop them. This time, it's the Maniax turn in the spotlight.
Leaving Las Vegas: CSI Ends with a Blast
The original CSI brings back the original gang for one last run around the bases, with plenty of murder, dominatrixes, and happy endings to go around.
First Impressions: How the Season’s New Shows Are Faring One Week In
One week into the official start of the fall TV season, how are the new shows performing? We already have at least one embarrassing bomb and a couple of potential hits.
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Once Upon a Time: Being Evil Makes Your Hair Greasy and Other Stuff I Learned from the Season 5 Premiere
Welcome to Camelot! Season 5 of "Once Upon a Time" takes us to the land of King Arthur and introduces Emma as the new evilest person in the world.
Survivor: Second Chance Dance
It’s the 31st season of Survivor, and what do they do to make it feel new? They take some old players out for another spin. Can they rekindle the flame?
Not So Rosy Outlook for Rosewood
Not So Rosy Outlook for "Rosewood"
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Minority Report “Pilot”
“This show’s premise is a bit like doing a TV sequel to Flowers for Algernon where Charlie is played by a sexy 30-something male model-type who uses his newly heightened IQ to solve crimes.”
Empire: Lionel Serves Time, Cookie Serves Herself
Lionel kicks off Season 2 behind bars while the rest of his family fights to free him (in public, at least) and to steal his empire (behind closed doors).
Minority Report: Killer Pigeons Crap All Over a Decent Premise
A pretty okay Tom Cruise movie turns out to be a pretty okay TV show, if the pilot is anything to judge by. But seriously, killer pigeons? Ouch. Let the recapping begin!
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Fear the Walking Dead: Good Fences Make Boring Apocalypses
With the military now in control, the family is finally safe to hang out at home and play board games all they want... just as long as they never get sick or injured... or curious where the sick and injured go.
Gotham: Batman Still Hasn't Begun Just Yet
How are Gothamites handling life one month after the bloody events in Gotham’s season 1 finale ushered in several violent departures?
Who REALLY Created Batman? Find out tonight on "Gotham"
The real hero behind Batman finally gets credit, proving sometimes the good guys really do win in the end.
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