Sleepy Hollow: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, The Least You Can Do is Clean the Kitchen
There's a secret-eating monster on the loose in Sleepy Hollow, and it's totally ruining Ichabod's dinner with Abbie.
Category: TV Recap
Empire: Double Agents & Party Crashers
Lucious invites the family over for dinner to celebrate his homecoming from prison. He's also got a plan to sabotage Cookie's new label and destroy it from the inside out, as if she wasn't doing that already.
Arrow: Now with 50% Less Sleeves!
A new season, a new name, a new uniform... and a new villain haunting Star City. Meet Damien Darhk and the ghosts. Plus, a freaking flash-forward because everyone apparently has to do that now, darn you, Shonda Rhimes!
The Flash: Mainstream, but Renegades
Season 2 of The Flash kicks off with a great big yummy bowl of mac & cheese. Also, a new villain called Atom-Smasher, a peak into an alternate universe, and happy news for Barry's dad.
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How to Get Away with Murder: We Needs LOTS of Sexual Healing (S2 E3 RECAP)
Guess which HTGAWM character has never had an orgasm! Also, lots of sex parties, a little bit of accidental murder, and no answers at all in the flash-forwards.
Minority Report “Hawkeye”
“The woman from Central insists, ‘this is not Precrime!’ It’s just... preventing crimes before they happen. Completely different.”
Are Smartphones Taking Over the News?
Do TV reporters really need cameramen when they've got smartphones with video camera on them? One station doesn't think so.
Minority Report: Being an Alpha Male Is Now a Crime
Ever been kind of a dick to your wife? Congratulations, you're not on a police watchlist for future crimes. Also the Constitution no longer applies to you. But on the plus side, Dash is officially working with the police depatrment once again.
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Gotham: The Last Laugh
Gotham's 1% know how to party, but the joke's on Jerome when the city gets a new hero.
Star Trek: The Next Generation: “Code of Honor”... or Fear of a Black Planet
Ever seen that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode that Jonathan Frakes (Cmdr. Riker himself) calls a "racist piece of shit"? We have! And we're sharing the recap with you in this week's "Failing the Test of Time"!
Scream Queens: Hell of a Haunted House
Dueling candidates for Kappa president turn to dueling haunted houses to bring in the votes, but all they succeed in bringing in is a pile of corpses.
Homeland: Just When You Thought She Was Out (S5:E1 RECAP)
Season 5 of Homeland kicks off in Germany. With the CIA behind her, Carrie is now happily playing house in Berlin and working to save starving children. But the CIA is never really behind you.
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Quantico: The 10-Second Rewind Fake-Out (S1:E2 RECAP)
It's week 2 of Quantico--for the recruits as well as the viewers. As usual, everyone is lying about everything, from sex to scars to Swedish.
Once Upon a Time: Holding Hands While Doing The Wave and Other Tips to Fight Evil (S5:E2 RECAP)
In this week's Once Upon a Time recap, Robin Hood stands around uselessly until he finally gets stabbed and then lies around dying uselessly. Meanwhile, the sword Excalibur comes to Storybrooke to tempt Emma to up her asshole factor another 10x.
How to Get Away with Murder: Who's On Trial Here? (S2:E2 RECAP)
Annalise accidentally gets an innocent man freed from prison. Oops. Meanwhile, her students continue to make monumentally stupid decisions, professionally and personally.
Survivor: Wherever You Go, There You Are (S31:E2 RECAP)
A downtrodden alliance gets its crap together, a so-so romance makes grown men cry, and the more things change, the more they stay the same.
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Scream Queens: What a Rip Off!
The new college mascot doesn't last long, nor the amateur monster hunters. Can anything stop the Red Devil(s)?
Sleepy Hollow: Dear Jesus, It’s Me Ichabod
It's a mid-series reboot for Sleepy Hollow as FOX attempts to pull this demon-obsessed melodrama out of Hell with a number of welcome changes. The season 3 premiere gives us many reasons to smile, mostly from who's gone forever. Bye-bye, Katrina and your whiny headless boyfriend!
WALKING DEAD: Torture Is Good, Government Is Bad
In the second-to-last episode of the season, Fear the Walking Dead proves just how simple, effective, and justified torture can be. And not just against its own audience.
Empire: Making the Band
Cookie's starting her own studio! With blackjack! And hookers! Or maybe just a crappy girl band. Oh well, everybody's gotta start somewhere.
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