Jane the Virgin: Money, that's what I want
Previously on Jane the Virgin: Jane had sex! She's no longer a virgin! Wonder if they're going to change the title of the show? Petra's evil twin sister Anezka is impersonating her...
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How to Get Away with Murder: Mommie Dearest
Previously on How to Get Away With Murder: Wes was suspected of killing his birth father, but Frank pinned it on Mahoney’s son. It was his way of saying “my bad”, so now he’s...
Jane the Virgin: Losin' it (finally!)
I like that this episode doesn't bother with the Latin Lover Narrator flashback to Jane's childhood and how it relates thematically to her present day problems. She and Michael finally got the go-ahead to have sex and they're going to do it, dammit!
Supergirl: Always bet on green
When last week’s previews revealed the main plot of this episode would be an “underground alien fight club”, I must admit it looked like a pretty bland concept for an episode. And guess what? It actually is a pretty bland hour of TV, and another one of those unfortunate Supergirl episodes where...
Once Upon a Time: The Passion of the Pop-Tart
This week on Once, Captain Hook learns that, contrary to popular belief, the best way to make friends and influence people is not by taking their Pop-Tarts and murdering their dads.
How to Get Away with Murder: Mean Girls
Previously on How to Get Away with Murder: Annalise is back in class! She threatened a lawsuit (again), and this time, President LaGuerta gave in. Hopefully the next time they bump into each other...
The Exorcist: Daughter of Fury
When a series tells you publicly and explicitly that it is not a sequel to something else, but then it turns out to be totally a sequel, is that a twist or a cheat?
Supergirl: I'm with President Wonder Woman
The President of the United States (Lynda Carter!) visits National City to sign a historic amnesty bill allowing all aliens to come out of hiding and live among us in peace. And by “aliens”, they mean aliens from other planets, but it’s hard to miss the obvious parallels to the other kind of aliens dominating the shitshow that is our current national political discourse.
Jane the Virgin: Post Traumatic Telenovela Disorder
Xiomara crashes at Rogelio's, and in exchange for room and board, helps with his accent. It is sounding more American. Unfortunately, the American it sounds like is Matthew McConaughey, and this country doesn't need another one of those.
Once Upon a Time: Aladdin and the Temple of Dude
This week on Once, Aladdin lets Jasmine check out his Man Cave. Hook gets crafty with a pair of Emma's scissors. The Evil Queen and the Wicked Witch get mani/pedis from Goldilocks. And a popular fan theory is swiftly debunked.
How to Get Away with Murder: '16 Bonnie and Clyde
Previously on How to Get Away With Murder: Annalise is claiming (Well, should I saying “claiming” when it’s technically the truth?) to be an alcoholic as a last ditch effort to keep her university...
Let's Do the Time Warp Again! A liveblog of FOX's Rocky Horror Picture Show
And now, because TV executives like to exploit anything that people enjoyed in the past for some cash, FOX is turning The Rocky Horror Picture Show into a two-hour television special.
Supergirl: Supergirl is dead... set on being a reporter
Previously on Supergirl: Kara always dreamed of teaming up with her cousin to fight bad guys, and it finally happened, as Superman’s boots were filled by an actual actor and together they protected Lex Luthor’s...
Scream Queens: Chanel's Blue (Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die)
Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where awkwardly shoehorned pop culture references are considered clever writing.
Cop Rock: Stalk like a man
Enjoy my last Cop Rock recap. Yes, like the show itself, these recaps are being put on indefinite hiatus due to lack of interest.
Jane the Virgin: So much for a happy ending
Previously on Jane the Virgin:
Jane and Michael got married! And we were about to lose “the Virgin” in the title, but then Michael got shot!
Why did he get shot? He realized that his perky police partner Susanna…
Once Upon a Time: Arrested development
This week on Once: The Beast tries to win back Belle's heart by incarcerating her. (Hey, it worked last time!) Snow White learns that she's a terrible teacher, when the subject is anything other than making a birdhouse. The Evil Queen's kryptonite is finally revealed. And yet another sort-of villain is given a hasty partial redemption arc before meeting his untimely demise.
The Exorcist: Sisters doing it for themselves
This week opens with Casey dreaming. You can tell it's a dream and not a flashback because even before the weird stuff starts, there's cowboy polka music playing, which no teen would ever tolerate even to be ironic.
How to Get Away with Murder: Blame it on the alcohol (no, seriously)
Previously on How to Get Away with Murder: University President Maria LaGuerta is unhappy Annalise got some good PR out of her Perv Client, becaue the university was ready to fire her over the...
Scream Queens: OBVIOUS REDRUM SEULC
I think I've figured out why I have such a sweet spot for Chanel #5. No, it's not because I enjoy the cheap vagina dentata jokes. Although, to be fair, who would have predicted that such an outlandish throwaway line would become a recurring joke?
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