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Kit Harrington may have all sorts of Game of Thrones spoilers locked in his head, but it's the locks on his head that are giving away the answer behind this season's cliffhanger... maybe. HNTP looks into all the possibilities, no matter how unlikely.
Lifetime is as clueless about steaming technology as its audience. What, no, not women! We mean old people. Try to keep up with which demographic we're shamelessly stereotyping. Geez, what are you, Irish?
After 40+ years, Maria announces retirement from Sesame Street. Do you think they have a place to cash Social Security checks on that block?
President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.
The dark secret at the heart of the new Wayward Pines "companion series" is that product placement trumps everything else.
Now that Ethan knows the truth, will he be able to stop the conspirators from taking down the fence without have to reckon them?
Delivering the biggest blow to Traditional Christianity™ in at least nine days, NBC has declared that Christ Our Savior is no longer welcome on the network.
The internet is demanding Amy Schumer be the next Bachelorette. Amy seems down with it, and in fact, she's got three demands of her own.
Our favorite German cold war spy-thriller slash bildungsroman continues. This week Martin has to machen de liebe to get the secret papers. Is he up to the task? While back on the heimetfront, Annett makes an important discovery that could change everything.
“It would seem the very first holodeck episode in the Star Trek franchise also features the very first holodeck malfunction.”
Blame Amy Schumer for the new "Daily Show" host being a dude
Alas, poor Kanye West! Such indignities he is forced to suffer! Shall we all shed a tear? Invited across the pond to perform at the massive Glastonbury Music Festival, Kanye embarrassed himself royally, time and again.
Looks like your favorite moderately successful ten part mini-series currently on Fox might possibly get a second chance season (or it might not). The bad news is it doesn't look like any of the award-winning cast is coming back.
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Sorry, Martin, you're stuck in the vile, decadent, and altogether wonderful West a while longer, where beautiful potential love interests will continue throwing themselves at you every 15 minutes, and only half of them will try to kill you.
"Hannibal" fans are being called on to save their favorite show from cancellation, and HNTP has an elegant idea how to show your support for the series and get some serious media attention at the same time.
When East Germany was under the thumb of the Evil Empire, a young soldier is forced into the undercover spy biz to save his dying mother and get back to his super-hot girlfriend, although not necessarily in that order.
Back when Charles Manson still thought he'd be a household name for his music and not his murderous cult, he ran afoul of the roughest, toughest ass-kicker on the L.A. police force... sadly played by David Duchovny.
Nick crashes the party on Week 5 of The Bachelorette, but can anyone who's so good at Mariachi music really be that bad of a guy? (Yes.) Oh, and Ian turns out to be a total dick.
Summer is here, and CBS is back with a brand spanking new batch of vaguely attractive nobodies with otherwise limited job prospects who are willing to scheme, screw, and completely humiliate themselves for the chance to win a cool half million dollars.