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· by Julie Kushner · Sep 17, 2015

New Nickelodeon channel wants you to time travel back to the ’90s and give your past self a wedgie

Nickelodeon launches a whole new network called The Splat to cash in on your fond memories of being too young to realize how crappy its TV shows were.

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· by Happy Nice Time People · Sep 16, 2015

Our Predictions for Every New FOX Show This Fall!

It's Day 3 of prediction week! FOX is up to bat with five new shows--and not one unanimous decision from the HNTP team.

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· by Marion Stein · Sep 16, 2015

Faded Movie Star/Political Has-Been Gets New Role on Television

Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.

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· by Happy Nice Time People · Sep 15, 2015

Our Predictions for Every New ABC Show This Fall!

It's Day 2 of prediction week at HNTP. Today, we tackle ABC. The alphabet has five new shows on the schedule this fall, although every single one of them will remind you strongly of something you've seen before.

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· by Happy Nice Time People · Sep 14, 2015

Our Predictions for Every New NBC Show This Fall!

HNTP is gearing up to return in full force for the fall TV season! Which new series are you most excited about... and which are you sure will fall flat on its ass? We'll be issuing our predictions all week long, starting with NBC!

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· by Susan Velazquez · Sep 3, 2015

‘Galaxy Quest’ Going from Big Screen to TV Series

Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that's really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.

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· by Rick Lewis · Sep 2, 2015

Fear the Walking Dead: Separation Anxiety

Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!

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· by Marion Stein · Sep 2, 2015

Guess Who’s Coming to Dancing With The Stars?

Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.

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· by Marion Stein · Sep 1, 2015

Star Trek: “Turnabout Intruder”, or: Starship Envy (Trek’s most sexist-est episode ever!)

When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.

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· by Julie Kushner · Aug 31, 2015

Maybe Hindsight Isn’t Really 20-20 After All . . .

In which the afterthought cancellation of Hindsight makes me question my entire relationship with VH-1.

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· by Marion Stein · Aug 28, 2015

Coming soon to television: Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn like you’ve never seen them before (or wanted to)

With a completely unrecognizable and bewildering version of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn coming to CBS, we're inspired to make our own public domain book-to-TV pitches.

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· by Marion Stein · Aug 26, 2015

Good News/Bad News: Sherlock Is Coming Back! But Not ’til 2017 or Thereabouts

Benedict Cumberbatch is way to busy being a dragon and a Marvel superhero and whatnot to bother with season four of "Sherlock" for a while, except maybe once, and only for Christmas, and only if he gets to be on the big screen.

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· by Rick Lewis · Aug 25, 2015

Fear the Walking Dead: Bore the Living

"Fear the Walking Dead" set a new record for a cable show premiere... but is anyone out there glad they sat through that thing? HNTP is here to recap it all with a heaping spoonful of snark.

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· by Julie Kushner · Aug 25, 2015

Flight of the Conchords say: “It’s (Movie) Business Time!” . . . Maybe.

Will Flight of the Conchords soar once again... right into a theater near you? Here's why you should hope the answer is yes!

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· by Julie Kushner · Aug 24, 2015

Oh Mylanta, this was Bad! – A Recap of The Unauthorized Full House Story

Lifetime is at it again... spending almost two weeks and $20 making an original "unauthorized" movie about a family sitcom you care about only if you were born in 1984. Is it so bad it's good? Oh hell no. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the recap.

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· by Joannes Truyens · Aug 24, 2015

True Detective: Omega Station

It's the season finale of True Detective! No one with a "Y" chromosome gets out alive! Because something about masculinity or something. It's very deep, really. Just trust us.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Aug 20, 2015

Ryan Murphy & Co. Insist They Are Not Too Old To Write For Teens

Yeah, all the "teens" on TV are actually in their 20s and 30s, but the writers all remember when Fonzie was the coolest kid on boob tube. How old is too old to write high schoolers?

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· by Marion Stein · Aug 19, 2015

The Latest Movies to Become TV Series Will Make You Cry/Scream

Hey, girl... The CW has snagged the rights to two blockbusters and are transforming them into new TV series.

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· by Julie Kushner · Aug 18, 2015

Other Pigs in the Sea? It’s Splitsville for Kermit and Miss Piggy

Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.

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· by Thomas Stockel · Aug 17, 2015

Star Trek (TAS) “The Slaver Weapon”

“Aaaand it basically looks like a watermelon with a handle. I guess the Slavers took juicing very seriously. ”

Category: TV

New Nickelodeon channel wants you to time travel back to the ’90s and give your past self a wedgie

Our Predictions for Every New FOX Show This Fall!

Faded Movie Star/Political Has-Been Gets New Role on Television

Our Predictions for Every New ABC Show This Fall!

Our Predictions for Every New NBC Show This Fall!

‘Galaxy Quest’ Going from Big Screen to TV Series

Fear the Walking Dead: Separation Anxiety

Guess Who’s Coming to Dancing With The Stars?

Star Trek: “Turnabout Intruder”, or: Starship Envy (Trek’s most sexist-est episode ever!)

Maybe Hindsight Isn’t Really 20-20 After All . . .

Coming soon to television: Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn like you’ve never seen them before (or wanted to)

Good News/Bad News: Sherlock Is Coming Back! But Not ’til 2017 or Thereabouts

Fear the Walking Dead: Bore the Living

Flight of the Conchords say: “It’s (Movie) Business Time!” . . . Maybe.

Oh Mylanta, this was Bad! – A Recap of The Unauthorized Full House Story

True Detective: Omega Station

Ryan Murphy & Co. Insist They Are Not Too Old To Write For Teens

The Latest Movies to Become TV Series Will Make You Cry/Scream

Other Pigs in the Sea? It’s Splitsville for Kermit and Miss Piggy

Star Trek (TAS) “The Slaver Weapon”

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