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A pretty okay Tom Cruise movie turns out to be a pretty okay TV show, if the pilot is anything to judge by. But seriously, killer pigeons? Ouch. Let the recapping begin!
So many motives, so many murders. Episode 2 of Scream Queens keeps the blood and laughs flowing.
Scream Queens keeps the laughs and the murders coming one after another on its opening night.
With the military now in control, the family is finally safe to hang out at home and play board games all they want... just as long as they never get sick or injured... or curious where the sick and injured go.
How are Gothamites handling life one month after the bloody events in Gotham’s season 1 finale ushered in several violent departures?
The real hero behind Batman finally gets credit, proving sometimes the good guys really do win in the end.
The 2015 Emmys proved more emotionally gripping than most of the shows nominated. And funnier, too. Highlights and winners inside.
New ideas are hard. Fortunately, rebooting old ideas is as easy as your mother at her junior prom. Here are five reboots and remakes being developed for TV right now.
It's Day 4 of prediction week, and your HNTP team is gazing through the crystal ball at CBS. With five new shows on the roster this fall, can the eye network hold onto its #1 rank in total viewers again this season?
This week on Fear the Walking Dead, our heroes desperately flee from anything interesting that's happening in the world, and mostly succeed. But at least they manage to see some of it through the window.
Nickelodeon launches a whole new network called The Splat to cash in on your fond memories of being too young to realize how crappy its TV shows were.
It's Day 3 of prediction week! FOX is up to bat with five new shows--and not one unanimous decision from the HNTP team.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
It's Day 2 of prediction week at HNTP. Today, we tackle ABC. The alphabet has five new shows on the schedule this fall, although every single one of them will remind you strongly of something you've seen before.
HNTP is gearing up to return in full force for the fall TV season! Which new series are you most excited about... and which are you sure will fall flat on its ass? We'll be issuing our predictions all week long, starting with NBC!
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that's really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!
Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
In which the afterthought cancellation of Hindsight makes me question my entire relationship with VH-1.