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You know what's hard? Being a hero on a Show About Heroes. Why? Because every time you try to do something heroic, there are always at least ten other people lining up to do it first.
This week on Homeland, Quinn is much better at killing other people than killing himself.
Amazon explores Philip K. Dick's alternative reality where the Nazis conquer the United States, and you can watch episode 1 free! Inquire inside.
Bad cops do bad things. Heroes do heroic things. And recently resurrected feral ninjas do whatever it is that recently resurrected feral ninjas do.
The Lazarus Pit lives up to its name, and there's a new supervillain who... peals off his tattoos and throws them at people? Seriously?
Attack of the Man-Shark! No wait, it's Reverse Firestorm! There's a lot of weirdness going on in this week's The Flash recap.
On this week's Survivor recap: The tribes drop their buffs once again, Fishbach finds a challenge he can win, and two players go home.
Let's all give Butch a hand for trying to infiltrate Theo's gang, even if it didn't go all that well for him. Also, Cat is getting all Catwoman-ish to help Firefly.
Annalise finds out all sorts of secrets about Asher and just can't stand to keep them all to herself when they're just so darned useful!
“Pilot” (S1 E01) For the first time in a long time, we get aspects of the Superman mythos onscreen not weighted down by angst or failed attempts at achieving Christopher Nolan and/or Frank Miller levels of grimness.
With no Scream Queens to recap this week, we take an in-depth look at the most likely suspects to be the mastermind behind all the murders so far.
Simon Cowell has found a new home, and don't pretend you're not excited. If you didn't enjoy people making funny of those poor, undertalented souls who pour their hearts and souls into entertaining you on television only to fail miserably, you wouldn't be here at HNTP.
When the tooth fairy comes prowling around Sleepy Hollow, you'll learn just how important flossing really is.
Look, up at the TV! It's some chick who thinks she's superman. The series premiere of Supergirl has arrived.
Simon's deep, dark secret is reveal, or at least one of them, and yes it's the one you already guessed from episode 1. Meanwhile, Alex takes a trip into the deep, dark web.
Kidnapping rarely turns out to be as romantic as you think it will. Also, as Jane prepares for her baby's baptism, she faces a difficult decision about whether or not to enter grad school.
The mastermind behind this season's evil undertakings is revealed! Oh, and Peter doesn't actually kill Carrie, but you already guessed that.
This week on Survivor: There’s bird in the hand, a snake in the grass, and a rat in a cooking pot, but people are flipping out over nothing.
Captain Cold gets kidnapped! This looks like a job for... anyone but Team Flash, because seriously, screw that guy.
This week, Merlin is bringing sexy back, Regina can cry me a river, Henry just wants to rock your body, and Emma tries to take back the night.