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· by Julie Kushner · Oct 12, 2015

Once Upon a Time: Tripping on a Magic Mushroom (S5 E3 RECAP)

This week on Once, King Arthur and Prince Charming take a shroom-inspired trip together. Emma’s fast food-flavored seduction of Hook fails miserably. And King Arthur ends up being just as big of a douchebag as we all instantly suspected him of being.

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· by Cindi Brown · Oct 12, 2015

Survivor: Stop, Drop Your Buffs, and Roll with the Changes

Episode the Third. In which a new tribe is formed, Jeff Varner says the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person, and a long-standing feud is finally resolved.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 11, 2015

Sleepy Hollow: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, The Least You Can Do is Clean the Kitchen

There's a secret-eating monster on the loose in Sleepy Hollow, and it's totally ruining Ichabod's dinner with Abbie.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 10, 2015

Empire: Double Agents & Party Crashers

Lucious invites the family over for dinner to celebrate his homecoming from prison. He's also got a plan to sabotage Cookie's new label and destroy it from the inside out, as if she wasn't doing that already.

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· by Cy Chase · Oct 10, 2015

Arrow: Now with 50% Less Sleeves!

A new season, a new name, a new uniform... and a new villain haunting Star City. Meet Damien Darhk and the ghosts. Plus, a freaking flash-forward because everyone apparently has to do that now, darn you, Shonda Rhimes!

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· by Cy Chase · Oct 10, 2015

The Flash: Mainstream, but Renegades

Season 2 of The Flash kicks off with a great big yummy bowl of mac & cheese. Also, a new villain called Atom-Smasher, a peak into an alternate universe, and happy news for Barry's dad.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 10, 2015

How to Get Away with Murder: We Needs LOTS of Sexual Healing (S2 E3 RECAP)

Guess which HTGAWM character has never had an orgasm! Also, lots of sex parties, a little bit of accidental murder, and no answers at all in the flash-forwards.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 8, 2015

Minority Report “Hawkeye”

“The woman from Central insists, ‘this is not Precrime!’ It’s just... preventing crimes before they happen. Completely different.”

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 8, 2015

Are Smartphones Taking Over the News?

Do TV reporters really need cameramen when they've got smartphones with video camera on them? One station doesn't think so.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 8, 2015

Minority Report: Being an Alpha Male Is Now a Crime

Ever been kind of a dick to your wife? Congratulations, you're not on a police watchlist for future crimes. Also the Constitution no longer applies to you. But on the plus side, Dash is officially working with the police depatrment once again.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 8, 2015

Gotham: The Last Laugh

Gotham's 1% know how to party, but the joke's on Jerome when the city gets a new hero.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 7, 2015

Star Trek: The Next Generation: “Code of Honor”... or Fear of a Black Planet

Ever seen that Star Trek: The Next Generation episode that Jonathan Frakes (Cmdr. Riker himself) calls a "racist piece of shit"? We have! And we're sharing the recap with you in this week's "Failing the Test of Time"!

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 7, 2015

Scream Queens: Hell of a Haunted House

Dueling candidates for Kappa president turn to dueling haunted houses to bring in the votes, but all they succeed in bringing in is a pile of corpses.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 7, 2015

Homeland: Just When You Thought She Was Out (S5:E1 RECAP)

Season 5 of Homeland kicks off in Germany. With the CIA behind her, Carrie is now happily playing house in Berlin and working to save starving children. But the CIA is never really behind you.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 7, 2015

Quantico: The 10-Second Rewind Fake-Out (S1:E2 RECAP)

It's week 2 of Quantico--for the recruits as well as the viewers. As usual, everyone is lying about everything, from sex to scars to Swedish.

· by Steven Birkner · Oct 6, 2015

Star Trek’s best recurring characters, part 2: DS9 & beyond

“When one is seriously contemplating putting Porthos on the list, there’s an issue there.”

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· by Julie Kushner · Oct 5, 2015

Once Upon a Time: Holding Hands While Doing The Wave and Other Tips to Fight Evil (S5:E2 RECAP)

In this week's Once Upon a Time recap, Robin Hood stands around uselessly until he finally gets stabbed and then lies around dying uselessly. Meanwhile, the sword Excalibur comes to Storybrooke to tempt Emma to up her asshole factor another 10x.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 5, 2015

How to Get Away with Murder: Who's On Trial Here? (S2:E2 RECAP)

Annalise accidentally gets an innocent man freed from prison. Oops. Meanwhile, her students continue to make monumentally stupid decisions, professionally and personally.

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· by Cindi Brown · Oct 5, 2015

Survivor: Wherever You Go, There You Are (S31:E2 RECAP)

A downtrodden alliance gets its crap together, a so-so romance makes grown men cry, and the more things change, the more they stay the same.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 2, 2015

Scream Queens: What a Rip Off!

The new college mascot doesn't last long, nor the amateur monster hunters. Can anything stop the Red Devil(s)?