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· by Marion Stein · Oct 30, 2015

He’s BAAACK: Simon Cowell Coming to "America’s Got Talent"

Simon Cowell has found a new home, and don't pretend you're not excited. If you didn't enjoy people making funny of those poor, undertalented souls who pour their hearts and souls into entertaining you on television only to fail miserably, you wouldn't be here at HNTP.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 29, 2015

Sleepy Hollow: Not All Tooth Fairies

When the tooth fairy comes prowling around Sleepy Hollow, you'll learn just how important flossing really is.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 29, 2015

Supergirl: It's a (Super)man's world

Look, up at the TV! It's some chick who thinks she's superman. The series premiere of Supergirl has arrived.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 28, 2015

Quantico: Jihadi Jane

Simon's deep, dark secret is reveal, or at least one of them, and yes it's the one you already guessed from episode 1. Meanwhile, Alex takes a trip into the deep, dark web.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 28, 2015

Jane the Virgin: Thanksgivings Will Be Awkward

Kidnapping rarely turns out to be as romantic as you think it will. Also, as Jane prepares for her baby's baptism, she faces a difficult decision about whether or not to enter grad school.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 27, 2015

Homeland: Da Reveals Everything

The mastermind behind this season's evil undertakings is revealed! Oh, and Peter doesn't actually kill Carrie, but you already guessed that.

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· by Cindi Brown · Oct 27, 2015

Survivor: Flipping Out

This week on Survivor: There’s bird in the hand, a snake in the grass, and a rat in a cooking pot, but people are flipping out over nothing.

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· by Cy Chase · Oct 26, 2015

The Flash: Family is Terrible

Captain Cold gets kidnapped! This looks like a job for... anyone but Team Flash, because seriously, screw that guy.

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· by Julie Kushner · Oct 26, 2015

Once Upon a Time: Merlin = Sexiest Tree Ever

This week, Merlin is bringing sexy back, Regina can cry me a river, Henry just wants to rock your body, and Emma tries to take back the night.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 25, 2015

How to Get Away with Murder: The Race Card

Asher is going to testify against Annalise! No he isn't! Yes he is! No he isn't! Yes he is! Oh, and racist aunt is racist but how much does that really matter anyway?

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 25, 2015

Gotham: Family Values

Det. Gordon, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin, faces off with a new villain called Firefly, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 25, 2015

Empire: Get the Office Party Started

If you think they know how to throw an office party on Mad Men, you ain't seen nothing yet.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 22, 2015

Scream Queens: Truth, Dare, or Lie

It's election day in the Kappa sorority house so let's celebrate with Seven Minutes in Heaven, Spin the Bottle, and good ol' fashioned Truth or Dare.

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· by Rick Lewis · Oct 22, 2015

The Walking Dead: Attack of the Wolves

Wow, the action is nonstop so far this season on The Walking Dead! This week, the big bad Wolves are gonna huff and puff and blow the entire city of Alexandria away...or maybe Carol's gonna kill them all first.

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 21, 2015

Minority Report “The Present”

“Well, this is it. This is the final episode of Minority Report... that I’ll be recapping until I move on to another show.”

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· by Dr. Winston O'Boogie · Oct 21, 2015

Minority Report: Vega Gets a Death Shirt

It's Vega's birthday, and Dash gets a vision of her murder... except he doesn't, and nothing in the vision could have happened if he didn't have the vision in the first place, and why'd she put the watch in her own murder museum in the first place, and none of this crap make sense, but enjoy it anyway.

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· by Susan Velazquez · Oct 21, 2015

Jane the Virgin: Will You Accept This Rose?

Tonight on "The Bachelorette," I mean, "Jane the Virgin": Jane must decide between the two men she loves, one of whom has kinda just knocked up someone else.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 21, 2015

Quantico: Kill (Your Television) (S1 E4 RECAP)

In this week's Quantico recap, Shelby and Alex can't stop pulling each other's pigtails in the past and future. Simon is working both sides, frowny face emoticon. And the FBI is full of idiots.

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· by TVJuriste.com · Oct 20, 2015

Sleepy Hollow: Monster Mash-Up

When you're having trouble coming up with a monster of the week, why not just smush together two from last season? Toss in an evil dagger, some mumbo-jumbo about Jack the Ripper, and stir.

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· by Marion Stein · Oct 20, 2015

Homeland: No Backsies

Is it that time of the season already when Carrie goes off her meds and gets a little bit crazy? Yep, and it doesn't look like her happy new relationship is going to survive it. But who needs love when you've got all those fun hallucinations.