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New York Times to Homeland: Why R U So Racist?
"Homeland" learns the hard way to fear the artists lest they art at you! With critical graffiti that makes it on the air on your very own show.
Minority Report “Fredi”
“Is this a watch that warns him about a future murder or a watch that warns him about a future case of the squirts? Because let’s face it, both of those would be equally useful.”
Empire: I Know This Much Is Truce
When the FBI comes a-knockin', Lucious and Cookie put aside their differences, call a truce, and decide to co-produce a music video together. It doesn't go well.
Scream Queens: Looking For Zayday... And Logic
It's election day! And Halloween! And prison time! Plus, the requisite murders. Man, if you're gonna cram this much into one measly hour, no wonder there's no time to make it make sense.
Minority Report: Dash's Aim Is Far From True
FOX is cutting Minority Report's freshman season short, but the recaps round on for now. This week, Dash gets laid, thanks to a totally botched vision. See, sometimes it's a good thing to suck at your job.
Jane the Virgin: Gone Baby Gone
Season 2 of "Jane the Virgin" is here, and so is Jane's baby!!! Aaaaaaaaand now it's gone. Better get used to kidnappings if you're gonna live in a telenovela, little guy.
Glee: Shooting Star... or Staring Down the Barrel of a Cheap Ratings Ploy
"Glee" takes a cheap shot at easy ratings with a school shooting that wasn't. Just how far off the mark were they? Let's recap.
Gotham: A New, New Day
Detective Jim Gordon is moving up in the world under the wing of Gotham's new top cop. Meanwhile, kidnapping Penguin's mother seems like an especially dumb move on behalf of the city's new top bad guy.
Quantico: Mommy Issues (S1 E3 RECAP)
It's time to dive into this week's Quantico recap, where Alex takes a swim in both the past and future, so enjoy all the sexy FBI recruits stripping down in the locker room. She also discovers the truth about her dad and cuts her finger. Guess which turns out to be more important?
Homeland: Everybody Hates Carrie
Somebody's gotta take the fall for the CIA snafu in Berlin, and it can't be Carrie since she's no longer in the game anymore. Besides, she's too busy dodging assassins on both sides of the War on Terror in this week's Homeland recap.
Once Upon a Time: Tripping on a Magic Mushroom (S5 E3 RECAP)
This week on Once, King Arthur and Prince Charming take a shroom-inspired trip together. Emma’s fast food-flavored seduction of Hook fails miserably. And King Arthur ends up being just as big of a douchebag as we all instantly suspected him of being.
Survivor: Stop, Drop Your Buffs, and Roll with the Changes
Episode the Third. In which a new tribe is formed, Jeff Varner says the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong person, and a long-standing feud is finally resolved.
VIDEO: Steven Universe: the unaired pilot
Renegado reviews the original, unaired pilot of Rebecca Sugar's Steven Universe.
Sleepy Hollow: If You Can’t Stand the Heat, The Least You Can Do is Clean the Kitchen
There's a secret-eating monster on the loose in Sleepy Hollow, and it's totally ruining Ichabod's dinner with Abbie.
Empire: Double Agents & Party Crashers
Lucious invites the family over for dinner to celebrate his homecoming from prison. He's also got a plan to sabotage Cookie's new label and destroy it from the inside out, as if she wasn't doing that already.
Arrow: Now with 50% Less Sleeves!
A new season, a new name, a new uniform... and a new villain haunting Star City. Meet Damien Darhk and the ghosts. Plus, a freaking flash-forward because everyone apparently has to do that now, darn you, Shonda Rhimes!
The Flash: Mainstream, but Renegades
Season 2 of The Flash kicks off with a great big yummy bowl of mac & cheese. Also, a new villain called Atom-Smasher, a peak into an alternate universe, and happy news for Barry's dad.
How to Get Away with Murder: We Needs LOTS of Sexual Healing (S2 E3 RECAP)
Guess which HTGAWM character has never had an orgasm! Also, lots of sex parties, a little bit of accidental murder, and no answers at all in the flash-forwards.
Minority Report “Hawkeye”
“The woman from Central insists, ‘this is not Precrime!’ It’s just... preventing crimes before they happen. Completely different.”
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