Caitlyn Jenner’s new reality show isn’t winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
Marvin Gaye III claims Fox’s ‘Empire’ is a rip off of his idea. Is this true or just another cash grab after the ‘Blurred Lines’ money runs out?
As promised, we’re back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates’ debate, in snarky recap form!
Disney Channel pumps out another TV movie with the potential to be a High School Musical-sized cultural phenomenon. Introducing The Descendants. Check inside to see what all the fuss is about.
Every question, every answer! HNTP presents the entire first hour of the GOP in snarky recap form. (Part 2 coming soon.)
This is it! The Season One and/or possibly series finale of the bildungsroman that taught us to embrace the cold war, break out our Walkmans, and sprechen sie deutsch. Will we get that Star Wars moment we’ve been pining for?
It’s the final day of the Mad Men props auction! To the studio, it’s trash… but to fans, it’s treasure. But be warned, you’ll have to pay a king’s ransom for it.
Deanna Troi’s role on Star Trek: The Next Generation: What’s so bad about a therapist on the bridge?
“It’s been written that what dates Star Trek: The Next Generation as an ‘80s show more than anything is the presence of a therapist on the bridge. But what does that mean? Does it mean that therapy became chic in the ‘80s, but is going to fade in importance?”
Ryan Seacrest’s latest brainchild is stillborn. Turns out Americans only like to watch celebrities humiliate themselves on TV, not random schmoes off the streets. Good for us, I guess?
Party time! Why yes, it is a dark and gritty and morose party filled with existentially tortured individuals delving into sex and violence while twisting in the wind of despair. How did you know?
Our True Detective recap marathon continues with sexual harassment, shocking twists, and a whole lot of bickering over personal finances.
More like “Teen Titans No!“, hah! Hear what Joey has to say about this seemingly popular series on Cartoon Network.
Carnage. Lots and lots of carnage. So much carnage. And some other stuff, but all you’ll really remember is the carnage. Our True Detective recap marathon reaches Day/Episode 4!
Last week Martin saved his mother’s life. This week he tries to save the world, only nobody will listen to him. It’s the second to last recap of Deutschland 83’s inaugural season!
It’s day three of our True Detective marathon! We last left Colin Ferrell in a bloody heap with shotgun wounds all over his body, but don’t worry nothing comes of that. Also, there’s lots of police investigation stuff, but nothing comes of that either. Not coming is also a major theme.
Our True Detective Season 2 marathon continues with a recap a day until we catch up. This week, proof that guns don’t kill people. Or at least not people whose names appear in the opening credits. Better luck next time, bird-face!
HNTP is taking on True Detective! One recap a day until we catch up! Please welcome our new recapper Joannes Truyens to the fold as we kick off Season 2 of TV’s most existentially depressing cop show since The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo.
Season 1 of Wayward Pines ends with both a bang and a whimper. The human race at the height of its power and technology couldn’t stop the rise of the mutant aberrations, but they can’t handle one unfrozen dude with one backpack of C4? Bulls#*t.
Apparently the secret to staying alive in Deutschland 83 is not to be remotely competent at the whole spying thing, because those who are keep sacrificing themselves for those who aren’t. More death, betrayal, and prostitutes in this week’s recap.
YouTube now has more viewers in the demo than any cable network and is raking in $4 billion a year… and yet can’t make a profit. How is that possible?