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It's Christmas in Telenovelaland and the season is filled with drama instead of holiday cheer. Jane fights with Rafael over Christmas custody, Luisa tries to find her mother, and Petra tries to handle the guilt over killing a man.
Even though it hasn't been officially renewed yet, everyone is talking about what Season 2 holds for "Scream Queens". We at HTNP got the scoop!
Alex has four hours left before she's sent away to prison forever unless she personally stops the second bomb. Simon has his hand on the bomb's trigger, but does that make him guilty? Also a locker room scene with lovely ladies! Stay tuned.
In the season penultimate, the countdown has begun. Peter Quinn may have to make one more sacrifice. Allison is dumped by the Kremlin, but if she wants her alimony, she's got one more mission. Saul interrogates Marwan and it feels like deja vu all over again.
“Human for a Day” (S1 E07). Supergirl loses her powers, but—surprise!—she’s still a hero without them. Meanwhile, the job of fighting this week’s obscure DC villain falls to Alex and Hank Henshaw, who finally reveals his true identity.
Supergirl is powerless to stop an escaped mind-controlling alien super-criminal, which is fine because no one ever tells her about the escaped mind-controlling alien super-criminal anyway. But, hey, she's got a random, reluctant mugger to deal with, so that's something, right?
The Scream Queens finale is finally here! The Red Devil will be unmasked and it will surprise you. Mostly because there hasn't been any real clues or actual foreshadowing to be shocking.
Alex gets the band back together, but trust is broken. Simon drops a bombshell, and we finally find out what he and Orin were planning.
The jihadis give Europe a 24-hour deadline before they launch a deadly attack. Is that enough time for Carrie to save the world? And is it already too late for Peter Quinn?
This week on Once, the Storybrooke gang spend two minutes pondering how to deal with the town’s Massive Asshole Infestation Problem, and decide to roll over and die instead. Then, Emma and Hook engage in some kinky sword foreplay. Finally, everybody gets on a Big Ole Boat to Hell.
“Red Faced” (S1 E06) Lois Lane’s dad comes to town and wants Supergirl to fight his idiotic-looking robot, the Red Tornado. Luckily, she’s angry enough to do it, but not half as angry as Red Tornado fans.
Some cut-up plastic milk jugs and $50 worth of red spray paint is all it takes to be a villain worthy of Supergirl. No wonder she's so angry.
The Red Devil is back and the Chanels are positive Dean Munsch is beneath the mask. However, their plans to kill the killer don't go so well. Meanwhile, Grace debates having sex with Pete. Glad to see Grace has her priorities straight, with a killer running around and all.
In this week’s double episode, rain dampens the survivors’ spirits, everyone plays footsie, and two more contestants join the jury.
Trump is demanding 5 MILLION dollars just to show up at the next debate. But what if CNN decided to just Charlie Sheen him?
'Tis the season to complain about the season, and ABC Family needs to answer for its crimes against Christmas or at least explain what "Toy Story" is doing here and who is the heck is Nestor the long-eared donkey anyway?!
This week on Quantico, our past and future storylines share a common thread: Your most dangerous opponent may be wearing a badge.
Allison is on the run. It looks like Saul and Carrie are together again for real, and both are back in the CIA's good graces, but isn't anyone the least bit worried about Peter Quinn?
This week on Once, everybody got to reminisce about that time when Emma turned Hook into a GIANT ASSHOLE, and then made everyone stare into a dreamcatcher, until they forgot that she did it. Also this week, Hook acts like a GIANT ASSHOLE, but at least he looks really hot doing it.]
“How Does She Do It?” (S1 E04) The episode they didn’t want you to see last week finally airs, and maybe it’s still a little too soon? Also, Supergirl faces her own cut-rate version of the Unabomber while watching Cat Grant’s son.