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'Tis the season to complain about the season, and ABC Family needs to answer for its crimes against Christmas or at least explain what "Toy Story" is doing here and who is the heck is Nestor the long-eared donkey anyway?!
This week on Quantico, our past and future storylines share a common thread: Your most dangerous opponent may be wearing a badge.
Allison is on the run. It looks like Saul and Carrie are together again for real, and both are back in the CIA's good graces, but isn't anyone the least bit worried about Peter Quinn?
This week on Once, everybody got to reminisce about that time when Emma turned Hook into a GIANT ASSHOLE, and then made everyone stare into a dreamcatcher, until they forgot that she did it. Also this week, Hook acts like a GIANT ASSHOLE, but at least he looks really hot doing it.]
“How Does She Do It?” (S1 E04) The episode they didn’t want you to see last week finally airs, and maybe it’s still a little too soon? Also, Supergirl faces her own cut-rate version of the Unabomber while watching Cat Grant’s son.
A week late, but still probably much too soon after Paris, we get bombs going off all over National City while Supergirl is supposed to be... babysitting. Sheesh.
Fishbach makes a surprising show of prowess, Jeremy sees double, and Ciera’s big move finally happens – all on this week’s Survivor.
It's Freda vs. Hakeem in the rap battle of the century, but how will this affect his Pepsi endorsement deal or the unborn child he doesn't know about? Life is so complicated!
There's an even bigger, badder big bad coming to Sleepy Hollow, but the FBI is on it like-- DAMN IT, JENNY, DID YOU GET POSSESSED AGAIN?!
Chanel is excited to go to Chad's for Thanksgiving but an uninvited guest threatens to ruin her good time. Meanwhile, everyone at the Kappa Thanksgiving takes turn accusing each other of being the killer. What's there to be thankful for again?
This week on Homeland, Peter's new friends aren't being very nice to him. Dar is angry for a change. Saul and Etai play chess, and Carrie and Allison meet for coffee.
Jane needs to find a baby sitter for Baby Mateo but maybe she should find one for the other people in her life who need managing: Rogelio, who can't control his money; Petra, who has to keep hiding bodies; and Michael, who keeps digging into Sin Rostro when no one asks for that subplot.
UPDATED on Nov. 22, 2015! “Casual fans today might be under the impression the episode resulted in boycotts, death threats, and people marching in the streets, but the contemporary record tells a different story.”
It's the episode we've all been waiting for: who shot Annalise? The flashforwards and flashbacks will make your head spin if the shocking reveal doesn't. Seriously, we flash forward and back a lot here.
“Livewire” (S1 E05) Thanksgiving is the third week of November in National City, apparently, as Supergirl takes on a villain from the DCAU who becomes her lamest foe yet.
Someone said something mean about Supergirl on the radio! There's only one thing that could mean - a fight to the death!
It's a very Gotham wedding, but not really. Jim makes out with Barbara, but not really. Barbara falls to her death, but not really. It's all very interesting, but not really.
Cookie's new plan for a concert in the park is no picnic, and her nice romantic dinner with her son is all kinds of weird.
The Kappa sisters exchange scary stories, but the real horror comes from Hester's plans to sabotage Chanel. Boone convinces people that he is a ghost so he can carry out his unfinished business. We could call the Ghostbusters, but even they couldn't save these people from their own stupidity.
How I Met Your Mother isn't coming back, and How I Met Your Father won't ever exist, but the show runners have come up with something new. Well, sort of new, maybe.