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It's a very Gotham wedding, but not really. Jim makes out with Barbara, but not really. Barbara falls to her death, but not really. It's all very interesting, but not really.
Cookie's new plan for a concert in the park is no picnic, and her nice romantic dinner with her son is all kinds of weird.
The Kappa sisters exchange scary stories, but the real horror comes from Hester's plans to sabotage Chanel. Boone convinces people that he is a ghost so he can carry out his unfinished business. We could call the Ghostbusters, but even they couldn't save these people from their own stupidity.
How I Met Your Mother isn't coming back, and How I Met Your Father won't ever exist, but the show runners have come up with something new. Well, sort of new, maybe.
During Once’s second (less important) hour, Storybrooke’s junior varsity team of characters (Merida, Mulan, Red, Arthur and Zelena) compete against one another to see who will be the first to find an ugly hat. Then, someone finds the hat, but decides not to wear it because of “morals and stuff.”
A lot can happen in 28 days: grad school, Baby Mateo growing up, Petra's pregnancy. Let's see what the next set of 28 days will bring. And then the next...
It all gets complicated between Simon and the twins. Miranda takes Charley to work, but it doesn't go as planned. Alex learns a new skill from Booth.
Carrie asks Allison for help. What a coincidence! Allison also wants something from Carrie -- her life. Peter Quinn's storyline continues to operate completely separately, but we're sure it'll connect with everything else sooner or later.
This week on Once’s first episode, assholes were fruitful and multiplied. Specifically, Asshole Zelena had a baby. Asshole Emma learned the hard way that the quickest way to a man’s heart may not necessarily be injecting him with a heaping helping of asshole. Also, King Arthur remains The Worst.
Balls bounce, eyes roll, and birds flip – on this week’s Survivor.
Asher and Laurel are the new Frank and Bonnie, but it's hard to stay on top when the Hapstells keep taking stupid plea deals. Can we kill them next?
“Fight or Flight” (S1 E03) Supergirl reveals to the world that she’s Superman’s cousin (which the world somehow didn’t already know) and becomes the target of an old Superman foe.
Is it sweeps week? This "ripped from the headlines" episode not only skewers the Duggars, but also manages to revive a conspiracy theory we all secretly hope is true. Plus stunt-casting!
Grace is obsessed with connecting her dead mother to the Kappa Killings. Too bad the evidence she digs up is flimsy at best and boring at worst.
Every been really mad at someone so you go beat up their cousin? No? Then maybe you're not supervillain material. But Reactron is!
When all tribes become one, multiple players take advantage of captive audiences and we witness the evolution of post-alliance gameplay.
It's a Britney Spears guest appearance, b*tch! Plus, Xiomara's past gets in the way of Alba's future, and Jane is once again undecided who she loves... other than Britney Spears.
It's midterm time at Quantico! Meanwhile, in the future, Team Alex finds the twins, someone takes a bullet, and it looks like the team may be down a couple of members, but are they any closer to solving the mystery?
This week on Homeland, Carrie goes to Saul for help, but doesn't get the answer she was expecting.
This week on Once, we get to meet sexy Merlin's crazy ex girlfriend, Emma finds a spark in the most PG-13 of places, Zelena makes morons out of the entire cast for the millionth time, Arthur continues to suck royally, and all the Biggest Assholes on the Planet get together and throw a kickass rager in Emma's basement.