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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 13, 2016

Game of Thrones: Hell to the NO . . . One (Recap S6: Ep 8)

This week on GOT, Arya finally quits her job at Burgerless White Castle, Tyrion reveals his idea for a spinoff series, Tommen screws his mother (but not literally, because only her brother does that now), everybody gossips about how hot Jamie Lannister is, and all the best deaths happen off-screen.

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· by Marion Stein · Jun 10, 2016

The Americans: As Luck Would Have It (S4 E13 Recap)

The feds capture an illegal, but will his insides turn to mush before he talks? Someone is looking for Philip. Oleg makes a decision that breaks Tatiana's heart. Arkday gets some bad news. And Paige makes out with Matt.

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· by Julie Kushner · Jun 6, 2016

Game of Thrones: Every Hound Has Its Day (S6: Ep 7)

This week, Ian McShane becomes Drew Barrymore's character from Scream. Arya learns to develop a healthy fear of old people. The High Sparrow gets pervy. Everyone's favorite "canine" character returns to make up for all those dead direwolves. And I choose a new favorite candidate for the Iron Throne.

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· by Marion Stein · Jun 3, 2016

The Americans: The Mail Robot Always Beeps Twice (S4 E12 Recap)

THE AMERICANS: The Mail Robot Always Beeps Twice (S4 E12 Recap)

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· by Julie Kushner · May 30, 2016

Game of Thrones: At least nobody died! (S6: Ep: 6)

This week, Bran fast forwards Warg DVR to reunite with a relative; Arya gives acting notes to a porn star; we meet Sam’s dad Archie Bunker; Tommen becomes the poster child for incest baby brain damage; and Dany gives her pregame speech while on a dragon, because walking is for pussies.

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· by Marion Stein · May 27, 2016

The Americans: The Curious Incident of the Mail Robot (S4 E11 Recap)

THE AMERICANS: The Curious Incident of the Mail Robot (S4 E11 Recap)

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· by Susan Velazquez · May 23, 2016

Jane the Virgin: My Big Fat Telenovela Wedding

The big day is finally here! Jane is ready to marry Michael (and lose her v-card) but obstacles are in the way: she needs to change her thesis, Xiomara and Rogelio are fighting, and Rafael is secretly in love with her. Will Jane get to say 'I do'? Or will the hijinks in Telenovela Land keep her from walking down the aisle?

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· by Joey Tedesco · May 23, 2016

VIDEO: The Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes “Along Came a Spider”

After seeing Civil War, Joey looks at a TV episode similar to the film that doesn't get nearly enough attention.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 23, 2016

Game of Thrones: Bran Stark, You Had One Job! (S6: Ep 5 Recap)

In which Bran Stark, binge-watcher of Warg-DVR, taker of naps, tree-hanger-outer, RUINS EVERYTHING! Also, Sansa throws some much-awaited shade at Little Finger; Arya watches a porn version of Season 1 of GOT; and the winner of the Kingsmoot gets the medieval equivalent of a toilet bowl head-dunk swirly.

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· by Marion Stein · May 21, 2016

The Americans: Her Personal Chernobyl (S4 E10 Recap)

Philip shares a childhood memory with Paige. Oleg thinks Tatiana should try new things. Yung Hee can't figure out what's wrong with Don. Gabriel makes friends with a librarian. Gaad gets unexpected visitors. Pastor Tim runs out of gas.

· by Rob Kirchgassner · May 19, 2016

The magic of Star Trek: TNG’s third season

“The third season finale ‘The Best of Both Worlds’ was not only a culmination of TNG’s third year; it was the culmination of what TNG had achieved by this point.”

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· by Marion Stein · May 18, 2016

Quantico: Still Crazy (S1 E22 Recap)

Sure we learned whodunit last week, but did he get any help -- besides all the agents who were forced to do his bidding? This week the final secrets will be revealed, plus the final locker room scenes, as we say good-bye to all that and Quantico graduates another class.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 17, 2016

Game of Thrones: Luck Be a Burning Naked Lady Tonight (Recap: S6, Ep 4)

In which everyone in Westeros experiences something more rare than a double rainbow or boobies that are completely immune to fire damage . . . a good day. Well, at least everyone whose name isn't Osha, Nameless Dead Dothraki Dudes and Loras with the Bad Hair . . .

· by Joey Tedesco · May 16, 2016

VIDEO: Top 5 worst episodes of The Powerpuff Girls

Before criticizing the new Powerpuff Girls reboot, maybe we should look back at the worst the original had to offer.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 16, 2016

Once Upon a Time: DIE, MAGIC, DIE! (Season 5 Finale Recap)

The war on magic starts today, folks! Until we decide that we actually like magic. Then, the war on magic ends. And we start a war against something else . . . people with multiple personality disorder, I think. Also, vanilla ice pops. We hate vanilla ice pops!

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· by Marion Stein · May 13, 2016

The Americans: Patty With The Good Hair (S4, E9, Recap)

Philip and Stan play ball. The Jennings watch a very special television movie. Patty babysits. Paige drives. Pastor Tim plans for a trip. And William wonders why he never gets any vacation time.

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· by Marion Stein · May 11, 2016

Quantico -- The Big Bad (S1 E21 Recap)

Looks like we'll finally find out whodunit in this penultimate Quantico episode, but will the answer satisfy or will it be even more of a drag than The Good Wife finale?

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· by Susan Velazquez · May 10, 2016

Jane the Virgin: Not So Feliz Cumpleaños

It's Baby Mateo's first birthday but there's too much drama in telenovela land to focus on the cute baby's day. Petra and Jane compete for the better plan to bring Derek to justice while Michael tries to put himself back on the Sin Rostro/Mutter case. Also, Rogelio's crew threatens to go on strike and ruin Jane's upcoming wedding.

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· by Julie Kushner · May 10, 2016

Game of Thrones: A Shaggydog Story (S6: Ep 3 Recap)

This week, we bid farewell to the most adorable of Shaggydog(s) and the most odious of Olliepops. Also, Jon Snow has a small dong. Dany meets a Dothraki Regina George. And Bran realizes that playing Back to the Future could have Butterfly Effect consequences Ashton Kutcher never dreamed of!

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· by Julie Kushner · May 9, 2016

Once Upon a Time: The Dead Boyfriend's Club (Recap- S5: Ep 21)

You get a Dead Boyfriend! And you get a Dead Boyfriend! And you get a Dead Boyfriend! This week, the writers of Once celebrate Mother's Day, by murdering a handful of the show's menfolk. Because, in Storybrook, girls run the world, and boys are just there to look pretty.