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· by · Dec 22, 2016

Scream Queens: The Swamp Thing

Once again, the Green Meanie tries to attack poor me for no other reason than the fact that I happen to work at a hospital that was the site of some medical negligence in the '80s. And that I deep fried Nurse Awful's sister's face or something.
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· by · Dec 18, 2016

The Exorcist: And now the time has come

Welcome to the series finale (looks like, maybe, unless there's divine intervention or an email campaign) of The Exorcist – a television show that despite being very prettily filmed and classy, never grabbed a big enough audience. We might autopsy it later, but for now the recap.
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· by · Dec 15, 2016

Scream Queens: It's not easy being a Green Meanie

Nurse Awful (and I mean "awful", not Hoffel) is making the Chanels and I work the creepy late shift at the hospital. And where is Zayday during all of this? Kidnapped by the serial killer of the season AGAIN. Seriously, that girl will do anything to get out of doing any real work around here.
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· by · Dec 13, 2016

The Exorcist: Dark Angela

We shouldn't have to wait until the penultimate episode for the fun to begin, but sometimes a series has to find its groove. Chapter 9 aka 162 is the scariest, most action packed, enjoyable, and surprising episode of The Exorcist so far.
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· by · Dec 8, 2016

Scream Queens: Chanel is bad at sex

Welcome to Ryan Murphy’s Scream Queens, a show that 75% of the cast is too good for. As you know, I am tired of recapping this show and am handing the reins over to the one person who loves this show: Chanel Oberlin herself. For this episode, Dean Cathy Munsch will also take over. The Agony Booth is not responsible for any of the mean and hurtful things they say. especially to each other. Take it away, ladies!
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· by · Dec 6, 2016

Once Upon a Time: I Dream of Genie

This week on Once, Emma gets "wished" into an alt-world, where her hair and makeup are better, but everything else about her is way worse. Also, Aladdin becomes everyone's b*tch; the Evil Queen unleashes her inner reptile; and everyone who thought Belle's kid was super creepy, and most likely The Worst, gets to say "I TOLD YOU SO!"
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· by · Nov 30, 2016

Jane the Virgin: Holy Mother of God

Previously on Jane the Virgin: Jane's Crazy Cousin Catalina came into town and surprised her with an impromptu family reunion. Catalina is fun, cool, hip, and possibly evil since all long-lost relatives tend to be in telenovela land...
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· by · Nov 28, 2016

Once Upon a Time: Baby mama drama

This week on Once, Belle's "baby" keeps haunting her dreams, while not so subtly hitting on her, and no one is supposed to think that's weird. Aladdin becomes a Genie, and moves into a lamp, which I guess beats his prior job of living in a cave and being unemployed.
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· by · Nov 24, 2016

Scream Queens: Bloody Hell

Welcome to Ryan Murphy's Scream Queens, where all the good characters (see Chad, Denise Hemphill, and Tristan the Stalker) get killed off too soon. As you all know, I am tired of recapping this show and will be handing the reins to Chanel Oberline herself. Keep in mind, we at the Agony Booth are not responsible for any of the horrible things she says. Take it away, Chanel!
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· by · Nov 22, 2016

Jane the Virgin: Kissing cousins

Previously on Jane the Virgin: Jane reached out to Alba's side of the family and now her crazy Catalina has showed up on her doorstep, ready for a family reunion? How do we know she's crazy? Long-lost relatives usually are in telenovela land...

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