Category: TV

Powerless: A not-so-powerful pilot

Wow, it’s only the pilot episode, and DC Comics has already fucked up my New Year’s resolution for them. This version of Powerless is way different from the trailer that premiered at the San Diego Comic Con. The previous pilot’s…

Riverdale: Archie's Weird Mystery

Archie Comics are heading to TV with a CW teen drama/mystery which is like Pretty Little Liars meets Twin Peaks, minus the weird, supernatural stuff. So this is just Pretty Little Liars on the CW with Archie characters. There’s already…

The Old Dead Truth Bit

The Once Free Press: Excuse me, sir, uh, madam, I’m here to ask about the statement the President’s press secretary made about the crowd size at the inauguration… Kellyanne Conway: Ah yes! The one and a half million…

Sherlock: A bumpy night

It's fake-out on top of fake-out in the season and likely series finale of Sherlock, so fasten your seat belts, as Jim (Still Dead) Moriarty will say, and take a Valium if you have a fear of flying because we open with this nightmare flight scenario...

Sherlock: The Adventure of the Combover Monster

Babies are notorious show killers, so let's hope we won't be seeing much of her. Then again, if Americans have learned anything from Downton Abbey, it's that British children are not meant to be seen or heard, except except maybe for an obligatory ten minute period every other week, between tea and supper.

VIDEO: Top 10 Christmas TV specials

Back in 2012, David listed off his top ten favorite Christmas TV specials, and now, he revisits his original list and follows it all up with a few updated ways in which you can watch these classic specials!

Scream Queens: The Swamp Thing

Once again, the Green Meanie tries to attack poor me for no other reason than the fact that I happen to work at a hospital that was the site of some medical negligence in the '80s. And that I deep fried Nurse Awful's sister's face or something.

The Exorcist: And now the time has come

Welcome to the series finale (looks like, maybe, unless there's divine intervention or an email campaign) of The Exorcist – a television show that despite being very prettily filmed and classy, never grabbed a big enough audience. We might autopsy it later, but for now the recap.

Scream Queens: It's not easy being a Green Meanie

Nurse Awful (and I mean "awful", not Hoffel) is making the Chanels and I work the creepy late shift at the hospital. And where is Zayday during all of this? Kidnapped by the serial killer of the season AGAIN. Seriously, that girl will do anything to get out of doing any real work around here.