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Give me Netflix or give me death! July 3rd, Chicago announced a new tax on online streaming sites--including Netflix and Spotify. Where are the Koch Brothers when you really need them?
“It’s my personal view that Attack of the Clones gets a bad rap, so here are some reasons why I think it’s underrated and deserves some reconsideration.”
Kit Harrington may have all sorts of Game of Thrones spoilers locked in his head, but it's the locks on his head that are giving away the answer behind this season's cliffhanger... maybe. HNTP looks into all the possibilities, no matter how unlikely.
Lifetime is as clueless about steaming technology as its audience. What, no, not women! We mean old people. Try to keep up with which demographic we're shamelessly stereotyping. Geez, what are you, Irish?
After 40+ years, Maria announces retirement from Sesame Street. Do you think they have a place to cash Social Security checks on that block?
President Obama accidentally reveals the truth about aliens. Like, the outer space kind. It's all right there plain as the ears on his face if you only listen closely, study the body language, and forget to take your medication.
The dark secret at the heart of the new Wayward Pines "companion series" is that product placement trumps everything else.
Where in the world is Jill Duggar? Much like Carmen Sandiego or Matt Lauer before her, she's fled the country for parts unknown.
“So there you have it, folks. James Bond, secret agent: killed by a video game.”
Now that Ethan knows the truth, will he be able to stop the conspirators from taking down the fence without have to reckon them?
Delivering the biggest blow to Traditional Christianity™ in at least nine days, NBC has declared that Christ Our Savior is no longer welcome on the network.
The internet is demanding Amy Schumer be the next Bachelorette. Amy seems down with it, and in fact, she's got three demands of her own.
From FOX News to Reelz, Trump's defenders aren't doing the Donald any good. In fact, getting Miss USA back on the air could be one Trump's worst financial deals ever.
Our favorite German cold war spy-thriller slash bildungsroman continues. This week Martin has to machen de liebe to get the secret papers. Is he up to the task? While back on the heimetfront, Annett makes an important discovery that could change everything.
“It would seem the very first holodeck episode in the Star Trek franchise also features the very first holodeck malfunction.”
Sofia Vergara’s Frozen Embryos to Wacky Egg-Tivist Nutbars, “LET IT GOOOO! Let it Go!”
Blame Amy Schumer for the new "Daily Show" host being a dude
Neil Gaiman's award-winning fantasy novel American Gods is finally being adapted for television, and the news is good, bad, and ugly. HBO is out of the mix, but the show has a definite god-like ability to keep rising from the dead.
Alas, poor Kanye West! Such indignities he is forced to suffer! Shall we all shed a tear? Invited across the pond to perform at the massive Glastonbury Music Festival, Kanye embarrassed himself royally, time and again.
Looks like your favorite moderately successful ten part mini-series currently on Fox might possibly get a second chance season (or it might not). The bad news is it doesn't look like any of the award-winning cast is coming back.