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Arnold Schwarzenegger has followed as far as he can in Ronald Reagan's footsteps, so he's now determined to be the next Donald Trump.
“Was this dialogue written by humans?”
It's Day 2 of prediction week at HNTP. Today, we tackle ABC. The alphabet has five new shows on the schedule this fall, although every single one of them will remind you strongly of something you've seen before.
A tip of our hat to Tide for its latest commercial! A judgmental woman tries to stop a lovely, loving gay couple from getting married... but then a little advertising magic happens.
“Gods and Monsters is explicitly a ‘what if?’ story, made by someone who loves these characters and wants to play around with them a little.”
HNTP is gearing up to return in full force for the fall TV season! Which new series are you most excited about... and which are you sure will fall flat on its ass? We'll be issuing our predictions all week long, starting with NBC!
“It’s amazing how the hippies in this movie make being a ‘square’ seem like a hell of a lot more fun.”
Caitlyn sides with Mike Huckabee and Michelle Duggar on that whole icky gay marriage thing and why are those queers so obsessed with calling their little relationships "marriage" anyway?
Should Apple jump into the crowded pool of original TV show outlets? Here's why Apple should ignore the haters and take the plunge.
“While it may not be based on an existing property, there’s nothing the slightest bit ‘original’ about this movie’s plot.”
WARNING: Queen Elizabeth is like one of those Star Trek fans that won't shut up and let you watch. Also, she only likes old lady shows.
“I got a feeling something went really wrong, and Ishtar got made.”
“I bet Jackie Gleason wished the real God had summoned him before he could make this movie.”
Amazon is making a TV show from that movie about a TV show that's really a parody of that other TV show that they made all those movies about.
Taylor Swift invites Lisa Kudrow up on stage to sing "Smelly Cat" - and yes, there's video. Why is Friends so popular among people who weren't even old enough to watch it the first time around?
Zombie hordes are taking out electricity and communications throughout California! Rioters are tearing apart Los Angeles! And absolutely none of it happening on screen! But if you wanna watch an ordinary family sit around and feel helpless for a while, boy-howdy, this is your show!
Racist butterball Paula Deen is ready to return to the spotlight and dance her diabetic butt off.
“It feels like there’s no reason for this movie to have even been made, apart from the first film becoming a cult hit, and comic book adaptations now being even bigger business than they were in 2005.”
When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
Move over, Donald! There's someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!