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“I can’t tell what’s funnier here, the random violence against women, or Lyle being a gay basher. Either way: comedy gold!”
Can't stand the voice of any Republican presidential candidate? You're in luck! The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have re-dubbed the highlights of the first GOP debate. The results are slightly more coherent and much, much more musical.
Yeah, all the "teens" on TV are actually in their 20s and 30s, but the writers all remember when Fonzie was the coolest kid on boob tube. How old is too old to write high schoolers?
Josh Duggar is caught up in yet another sex scandal, but at least this one involves consenting adults. Plus, lots of Jill and Jessa news. (But we know you really just want to hear about the sex.)
“Zack comes off as a nerd who won’t shut up for five minutes so the plot can progress. Mind you, this didn’t stop me from liking the book, but then again, I know I would do the exact same thing.”
Hey, girl... The CW has snagged the rights to two blockbusters and are transforming them into new TV series.
“The Delta Force is so brazen in its jingoism, so earnest in its desire to entertain, and so unencumbered by aesthetic taste or good judgment that you can’t help but admire it.”
Kermit and Miss Piggy are helping children everywhere learn that love is a sham that eventually crumbles into dust and leaves you a bitter, miserable shell of a puppet.
“Aaaand it basically looks like a watermelon with a handle. I guess the Slavers took juicing very seriously. ”
True Detective stumbles along with dense dialogue, dense characters, and dense plot. (See, we can use words with two meanings, too. Aren't we smart.) It's recap time for Episode 7, in which one of our main characters doesn't make it out alive.
Little Congresswoman on the Prairie
An innocent, unsuspecting America is dragged into the depths of reality show madness... And it could happen to you!!!
Stop worrying about how HBO will change "Sesame Street," and start worrying about how "Sesame Street" will change HBO. Only HNTP has the answers.
“In this article (and in the article that will follow it), I plan to educate you on why the writers should have steered clear of another Felger-type writing misstep of ‘Avenger 2.0’-size proportions... and decided not to. Twice. Don’t these guys learn the first time?”
At last! A sitcom about the glamorous life of a TV recapper! It's like someone has turned my TV into a mirror. But why should YOU watch it?
Caitlyn Jenner's new reality show isn't winning over the masses, but not to worry. HNTP is here with 7 brilliant ways to reboot the series.
Marvin Gaye III claims Fox's 'Empire' is a rip off of his idea. Is this true or just another cash grab after the 'Blurred Lines' money runs out?
“Even putting aside the absurd notion of a presumably devout Muslim woman flashing her tits in public, I really can’t imagine who thought this was funny.”
As promised, we're back with every question and every answer from hour two of the Republican presidential candidates' debate, in snarky recap form!
“Based on the critical reception for this movie, and how utterly unoriginal and forgettable it is, I would be appalled, aghast, and amazed if Fox didn’t finally surrender the rights back to its rightful owners.”