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This week, Merlin is bringing sexy back, Regina can cry me a river, Henry just wants to rock your body, and Emma tries to take back the night.
“Are there people who were convinced up until this moment that bees are questioning, doubtful liars?”
Asher is going to testify against Annalise! No he isn't! Yes he is! No he isn't! Yes he is! Oh, and racist aunt is racist but how much does that really matter anyway?
Det. Gordon, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin, faces off with a new villain called Firefly, who you don't care about because he's not the Penguin.
If you think they know how to throw an office party on Mad Men, you ain't seen nothing yet.
Fear the Walking Dead sucked. But Better Call Saul is kicking ass, and Gotham is somewhere in between. So today's conversation starter is: Which TV character do you think should be next to get a prequel series of their own?
It's election day in the Kappa sorority house so let's celebrate with Seven Minutes in Heaven, Spin the Bottle, and good ol' fashioned Truth or Dare.
Wow, the action is nonstop so far this season on The Walking Dead! This week, the big bad Wolves are gonna huff and puff and blow the entire city of Alexandria away...or maybe Carol's gonna kill them all first.
“Well, this is it. This is the final episode of Minority Report... that I’ll be recapping until I move on to another show.”
“Will make anyone who loves to watch demi-gods jumping onto the backs of large computer-generated beasts giddy.”
It's Vega's birthday, and Dash gets a vision of her murder... except he doesn't, and nothing in the vision could have happened if he didn't have the vision in the first place, and why'd she put the watch in her own murder museum in the first place, and none of this crap make sense, but enjoy it anyway.
Tonight on "The Bachelorette," I mean, "Jane the Virgin": Jane must decide between the two men she loves, one of whom has kinda just knocked up someone else.
In this week's Quantico recap, Shelby and Alex can't stop pulling each other's pigtails in the past and future. Simon is working both sides, frowny face emoticon. And the FBI is full of idiots.
When you're having trouble coming up with a monster of the week, why not just smush together two from last season? Toss in an evil dagger, some mumbo-jumbo about Jack the Ripper, and stir.
“So many villains since Blofeld have copied his iconography that he’s somehow become overshadowed by his own legacy.”
Is it that time of the season already when Carrie goes off her meds and gets a little bit crazy? Yep, and it doesn't look like her happy new relationship is going to survive it. But who needs love when you've got all those fun hallucinations.
On Survivor: old grudges die hard, a reward challenge has mixed results, and immunity is a dangerous game.
“It’s an enrapturing, pulse-pounding film that elevates trashy, sensationalistic material to an artistic expression of primal sensuality. It’s also one of the most nakedly transphobic films ever made.”
This week on Once, poorly kept secrets are revealed! King Arthur's wife just might be having an affair! Henry ain't exactly a lady killer! And air pollution has harmful effects on your health!
Politics! Kidnapping! Mr. Terrific! What more could you ask for in an Arrow recap? This week, Felicity has to lay off a bunch of people while Thea goes homicidal maniac and Anarky takes over Star City during the mayoral race.