When the original Star Trek tries to imagine life under a female starship captain, the results are 100 times more nightmarish than you can imagine.
Move over, Donald! There’s someone even louder, brasher, and more obnoxious making a play for the White House!
“Holy crap, $50 million and Coke couldn’t even get their own product plugged in this movie? No wonder they sold off the studio.”
The AshleyMadison scandal isn’t limited to real life husbands and wives. Let’s take a look at which boob tube spouses would be looking for boobs and tubes online.
In which the afterthought cancellation of Hindsight makes me question my entire relationship with VH-1.
90% of the coolness of a superhero is in the clothes. Daredevil’s new duds for season two are a small step backwards.
With a completely unrecognizable and bewildering version of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn coming to CBS, we’re inspired to make our own public domain book-to-TV pitches.
“This film has an even more misleading title than Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.”
Josh Duggar has checked into rehab, just like a real celebrity! Meanwhile, out here in the big bad world, an adult porn star is coming clean about dirty, twisted, violent sex with good ol’ Joshie-boy.
Benedict Cumberbatch is way to busy being a dragon and a Marvel superhero and whatnot to bother with season four of “Sherlock” for a while, except maybe once, and only for Christmas, and only if he gets to be on the big screen.
“Cobbling together a new product from pieces of old ones is not ripping off per se, but it can be derivative.”
“Fear the Walking Dead” set a new record for a cable show premiere… but is anyone out there glad they sat through that thing? HNTP is here to recap it all with a heaping spoonful of snark.
Will Flight of the Conchords soar once again… right into a theater near you? Here’s why you should hope the answer is yes!
“At less than a minute in, this movie’s plot has ground to a halt, which is quite an accomplishment, considering it has no plot.”
Lifetime is at it again… spending almost two weeks and $20 making an original “unauthorized” movie about a family sitcom you care about only if you were born in 1984. Is it so bad it’s good? Oh hell no. But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the recap.
It’s the season finale of True Detective! No one with a “Y” chromosome gets out alive! Because something about masculinity or something. It’s very deep, really. Just trust us.
Two competing versions of Ronald Reagan winning the Cold War singlehandedly are airing on a television near you. Which one is more accurate? HNTP takes a closer look at all the secrets, the sex, the murder, the music, and the corruption of world history.
“I can’t tell what’s funnier here, the random violence against women, or Lyle being a gay basher. Either way: comedy gold!”
Can’t stand the voice of any Republican presidential candidate? You’re in luck! The good folks at Bad Lip Reading have re-dubbed the highlights of the first GOP debate. The results are slightly more coherent and much, much more musical.
Yeah, all the “teens” on TV are actually in their 20s and 30s, but the writers all remember when Fonzie was the coolest kid on boob tube. How old is too old to write high schoolers?