Patrons get an ad-free experience and full access to our archives. Support the Agony Booth for as little as $1/month!
This week on Once, we get to meet sexy Merlin's crazy ex girlfriend, Emma finds a spark in the most PG-13 of places, Zelena makes morons out of the entire cast for the millionth time, Arthur continues to suck royally, and all the Biggest Assholes on the Planet get together and throw a kickass rager in Emma's basement.
Introducing the Red Lady from Corabee/a nursery rhyme monster as scary as can be/she attacks and she stings and she makes you crazy/when she haunts the good people of Sleepy (...Hollow)
If NBC doesn't want him, the CW is more than happy to welcome Constantine to its superhero universe. And he's on a mission to save Sara's soul.
Sinclair tries to pin Nate for murder while Annalise defends a crazy stalker. This is great time for Laurel and Oliver to shine--if anyone will let them.
Penguin crashes Theo's election party, because it ain't a Gotham party until at least a dozen random bystanders are brutally murdered.
Barry is caught between his past and future girlfriends, Harrison joins Team Flash, and Jay says, "Screw you guys, I'm going home to a parallel universe."
When Booth and Bones come to Sleepy Hollow, even an army of zombies somehow can't keep this crossover interesting.
Oh no, Hakeem got kidnapp-- oh wait, no, he's back already. So... what are we gonna do with the next 45 minutes of this episode?
Rupert Murdoch officially took control of National Geographic this week with a massive layoff of 180 people. And today, he’s released the new programming schedule for Nat Geo network…
“Stronger Together” (S1 E02) Or, “Supergirl Relearns”. Supergirl causes an ecological disaster and realizes she sucks, so she enlists her friends to help her learn how to be a superhero... for the second time in as many weeks.
Superheroing is hard! But don't worry, it's nothing a training montage can't fix. What do mean, we already did that last week?
Mysteries abound! Is #2 speaking from the beyond the grave? Did Dean Munsch kill her ex? Will any of these plots have proper motive and characterization?
“This sums up the fundamental problem with this film rather nicely. It looks like it’s doing something clever and edgy, but in reality, what it’s saying and doing is rather lame and tame.”
Jane has finally decided who she wants to spend the rest of her life with and raise her baby with and yeah that's not going to last long, right?
Netflix is bringing Gilmore Girls back from the dead to devour your brain and your free time! HNTP is here to catch you up on everything you need to know if you missed the series' original run.
So many mommy and daddy and twin sister issues. Is there anything worse than family? You know, besides terrorism.
Thrilling parking violation action, LSD-flavored envelopes, and another legendary actor is unlucky enough to appear in this movie.
You know what's hard? Being a hero on a Show About Heroes. Why? Because every time you try to do something heroic, there are always at least ten other people lining up to do it first.
This week on Homeland, Quinn is much better at killing other people than killing himself.
A new sort-of Star Trek series is coming to sort-of TV. But are you willing to shell out $6 a month to watch it?