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“Wade Wilson might be a rude, violent borderline sociopath with a potty-mouth who drops more F-bombs in the first 20 minutes of this movie than all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Fox-Marvel movies combined, but he isn’t (completely) lying when he calls this film ‘a love story’”
Jupiter and Titus are about to get married, but to the shock of no one, Titus has sinister motives. Cue “Mrs. Robinson” on the soundtrack as Caine rushes to stop the wedding.
A fiery car crash, a break-up, a surprise proposal, it's the penultimate Downton Abbey and everything is heating up, except for Mary Crawley's heart.
Let's break it down: Annalise was shot, the ANTLs need to make sure the police bought their phony crime scene, and Wes gets suspicious about his connection to Annalise. With everyone breaking down, how are these people going to get away with murder?
“Take that satisfaction and multiply it by a coolness factor of ten if we’d heard the snap-hiss of a lightsaber activated in George McFly’s hand as he prepared to confront Biff.”
We all know Johnny Depp insists on preposterous hair and makeup for every role, so how could he possibly resist the chance to play Donald Trump? In a spoof of a 1980s TV movie, no less!
Supergirl loosely adapts a classic Superman story from the ‘80s (emphasis on loosely), but mostly uses it to advance Astra and Non’s evil plans, which come perilously close to actually making sense.
Lines are being crossed everywhere!
From the depths of Cracked.com, relive the glory of six TV shows so spectacularly awful that they got canceled after a single episode.
The fourth new episode gives us an old monster with a name change, and proves once again that Scully and Mulder still have the chemistry just like they did "back in the day."
“The third trade paperback for The Wicked + The Divine is out, and it’s for this trade that I will always recommend this series. This is because it contains an interactive plot twist that really messed with some fans heads.”
To get you ready for episode 2 tonight, our good buddies at TVJuriste.com review the opening week of American Crime Story: The People v. OJ Simpson: Dawn of Injustice: SVU.
“Wolf accomplishes what I previously thought was impossible: it actually features Jack Nicholson being restrained.”
The Crawleys have an open house. Could this lead to the French Revolution? Cora gets a job offer, but accepting might be awkward. Thomas is misunderstood. Henry declares his intentions, but is he Dutch-cap worthy? All this and more as we head into the last episodes ever.
“This is the first time I can say that a writer probably got his lyrics out of a trash can, and be completely accurate.”
JANE THE VIRGIN: How Jane Got Her Groove Back (S2: E10)
A third-tier comic book villain used to advance various romantic subplots? Sounds like an episode of Supergirl.
According to the impeccable journalists at TheOnion.com, all those pesky broads who whine about not getting quality jobs behind the camera in Hollywood ought to count their blessings: at least no one can blame them for The Blacklist.
This week's episode is a stand-alone valentine to the art of storytelling, the human propensity for b.s, and our need to believe.
Watch out, Chicago! NBC has ordered a pilot for a new installment in Dick Wolf's "Chicago (Insert Occupation Here)" franchise. What Windy City workplace will be the next setting for the franchise? As always, Happy Nice Time People has some suggestions.