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Johnny Depp is Donald Trump!

We all know Johnny Depp insists on preposterous hair and makeup for every role, so how could he possibly resist the chance to play Donald Trump? In a spoof of a 1980s TV movie, no less!

Downton Abbey: Open House (S6 E6 Recap)

The Crawleys have an open house. Could this lead to the French Revolution? Cora gets a job offer, but accepting might be awkward. Thomas is misunderstood. Henry declares his intentions, but is he Dutch-cap worthy? All this and more as we head into the last episodes ever.

Olive Garden Sells Its Soul to Satan

Our favorite mommy blog, the one and only Wonkette.com, reports that all seventeen mother hens at the self-named "One Million Moms" are cluck, cluck, clucking away about Olive Garden has aligned itself with Lucifer (the TV show) and therefore Lucifer (Lord of Lies).