“With the abrupt ending of the first film, most had hoped the second entry would provide all the answers we never got. Instead, the previous film now makes even less sense.”
It’s the cliffhanger finale of The X-Files, and it looks like the world-saving may fall on Scully’s shoulders. How does she do it? With SCIENCE and a little help from Einstein and Miller.
This week on Better Call Saul, Mike and Jimmy both have surprise visitors at work, and Jimmy helps Mike with a problem.
“Honestly, after the opening credits, I was expecting a lot less subtlety both in plot and visuals, like everyone would be walking around wearing aluminum cowboy hats or something.”
Jane goes on a date with the hunky Professor Chavez, Xiomara contemplates freezing her eggs to make Rogelio happy, Michael makes one last play to catch Sin Rostro and Mutter. In telenovela land, you better use what you got if you want to gain everything. Or in Jane’s case, lose something very important.
Is Mary Crawley worse than Hitler? What about Lex Luthor? Or Dick Cheney? Maybe she’s not as bad as any of them, but she’s still probably the worst sister ever.
Do you hear the ANTLs sing, singing the songs of angry interns? Fed up with Annalise’s bossiness, the ANTLs quit in the middle of a Case of the Week. Wes avoids the fallout because he’s stuck in a psych ward. Yeah, you read that right. Also: more flashbacks on the Mysterious Backstory of Annalise and Wes.
“So destroying a machine that’s beaming negative thoughts into our heads will somehow cause global warming to stop?”
The season premiere of Better Call Saul, picks up right where we left. Jimmy has a chance to be a real lawyer, but would he rather be a real grifter?
Babylon, the 5th episode of The New X-Files is never boring. Awkward, icky, incoherent? You bet. But never dull.
“Wade Wilson might be a rude, violent borderline sociopath with a potty-mouth who drops more F-bombs in the first 20 minutes of this movie than all of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and Fox-Marvel movies combined, but he isn’t (completely) lying when he calls this film ‘a love story’”
Jupiter and Titus are about to get married, but to the shock of no one, Titus has sinister motives. Cue “Mrs. Robinson” on the soundtrack as Caine rushes to stop the wedding.
A fiery car crash, a break-up, a surprise proposal, it’s the penultimate Downton Abbey and everything is heating up, except for Mary Crawley’s heart.
Let’s break it down: Annalise was shot, the ANTLs need to make sure the police bought their phony crime scene, and Wes gets suspicious about his connection to Annalise. With everyone breaking down, how are these people going to get away with murder?
“Take that satisfaction and multiply it by a coolness factor of ten if we’d heard the snap-hiss of a lightsaber activated in George McFly’s hand as he prepared to confront Biff.”
We all know Johnny Depp insists on preposterous hair and makeup for every role, so how could he possibly resist the chance to play Donald Trump? In a spoof of a 1980s TV movie, no less!
Supergirl loosely adapts a classic Superman story from the ‘80s (emphasis on loosely), but mostly uses it to advance Astra and Non’s evil plans, which come perilously close to actually making sense.
Lines are being crossed everywhere!
From the depths of Cracked.com, relive the glory of six TV shows so spectacularly awful that they got canceled after a single episode.
The fourth new episode gives us an old monster with a name change, and proves once again that Scully and Mulder still have the chemistry just like they did “back in the day.”