With only two more episodes left it’s time we finally get the answers to some important questions like: Why did Hannah leave Ryan? Where was Raina on New Year’s Eve? Caleb good or evil? And what’s up with Will’s sock drawer?
Who knew the Lord of the Underworld was just another dumb schmuck looking for love in all the wrong places?
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The Flash crosses over from the CW to hang with Supergirl, and this superhero team-up is basically everything that Batman v Superman was not. For starters, there’s ice cream for everybody.
“I’d say the powers that be are trying to collectively piss off an entire region of planet Earth, but I get the feeling everybody gets offended equally here, and it’s just Latin America’s turn.”
This week on The Americans, Elizabeth makes a new friend, but will she drop a pink Cadillac on her? The Jennings plan a family trip, but all bets are off when Gabriel catches that pesky virus that Philip can’t shake. Paige feels betrayed by Pastor Tim.
“Unfortunately, what you often end up with is one side representing a ludicrous, straw man position either out of the laziness of the author or as a result of the author clearly choosing a side and letting that choice dictate the direction the story takes.”
In the beginning, God created the drama of the Villanueva family. Jane and Michael are House Hunters, but the perfect place is too far away. Rogelio is going overboard with wedding planning, Alba is still being wooed by Bad Luck Pablo, and Petra is having a hard time being a mother. Who will be their savior in telenovela land?
“It’s amazing that a 150-minute film has such a flat and underdeveloped story. It really feels like a rush job, or that it’s a film based on cheap fan-service, or made by a committee.”
Jimmy decides to take up a musical instrument, but his boss is not impressed. Jimmy has a proposal for Kim, and she has one back at him. Mike buys a Stacey a house, but can he buy her safety?
Shelby gets some shocking news, and we finally understand why past and present Shelby have completely different personalities. Miranda really doesn’t like her son’s new friends. Hannah joins Team Alex.
The film (and perhaps the Wachowskis’ directing career) comes to a perfunctory end as we learn that while being ruler of a galactic empire might be nice, it can never compare to cleaning toilets for a living.
Take a break from biting the heads off chocolate Easter bunnies to come on a high seas journey, where the water is always choppy, everyone smells like mildew, and no one knows how to steer. But hey, we’ve got brothers with dorky hats and Irish accents. Totally worth the seasickness / possible death by drowning, right?
On top of Empire’s return to our television screens, Entertainment Weekly reports that the show is also releasing an album featuring songs from the second half of the season on April 29th. The show released two singles to promote the album and the show as well as the track list. Let’s take a look and see if we can guess the scenario the songs will be taking place in.
This week on The Americans, Philip keeps trying to shake off that bad virus he picked up at work, but he just can’t get rid of it. Paige has something to tell her mom. And who is that boy? Could it be Henry?
It’s a clip show, only without the clips, as the origin stories of our main characters are revealed for… well, definitely not for the first time.
After a disjointed Season 3, Frank and Claire are back to doing what they do best — clawing their way to power. Frank faces his toughest election, while Claire has her own agenda, but the past may be closing in on both of them.
Peter Pan begins, but with a friendly Captain Hook, Rooney Mara as an Indian, and songs by Nirvana and the Ramones, you’ll understand the original story even less once you watch the prequel.
Kim gets an unexpected offer. Mike gets an offer he can’t refuse. Jimmy still doesn’t fit in at work. A couple of Hector’s relatives come for a visit.
Pablo, Alba’s first love, is back in town and is spreading bad luck wherever he goes. Jane’s future in laws declare they hate her, Rogelio is still kidnapped, Petra doesn’t want to bond with her babies, and Rafael’s half brother Derek is being mysterious. Wait, those things can’t all be because of one man’s curse? In telenoveland, they can be.