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“Now that the franchise has been purchased by Disney and handed over to someone a bit more... coherent, many had high hopes that Abrams would correct this bizarre gender imbalance. That hope is unfortunately a bit naïve.”
Morning Sideboob: Shailene Woodley Is Not A Feminist, Maybe Likes Brother-Kissing
“I wish I could say this film had potential. But potential would imply that someone gave a shit.”
Morning Sideboob: People Inexplicably Pay $400 To Get Within Feet Of Avril Lavigne
One of the best first-person shooters makes it way to the big screen.
Morning Sideboob: Ben Affleck Kicked Out of Hard Rock for Counting Cards
Welcome to Zorro De Mayo, an entire month dedicated to the Spanish swashbuckler! In this first video, Renegado takes a look at the follow-up to The Mask of Zorro, which is a sequel that probably shouldn't have been made.
Atari Games Aren't The Only Things You Can Bury In The New Mexico Desert
Spider-Man 2 is Not Amazing But Paul Giamatti Is
Morning Sideboob: Jennifer Lawrence Lost Her Lunch at Madonna's Oscar After-Party
“Beowulf plays like someone gave $150 million to a group of 13-year-old boys and let them run amuck.”
In this episode, the Fear Fan begins paying his fans back with an all new segment: You Asked for It! To celebrate, he's picked not only the show's first "anthology" film, but also one of the best Halloween horror films that doesn't include a spray-painted Shatner mask!
Morning Sideboob: Christmas Comes Early—Rihanna Poses Nude
The Horror Guru takes on the home invasion sub-genre by counting down his top ten favorites. Watch the video and find out if such recent entries as The Strangers or The Purge made the list? Unless you're too scared...
Cult Object Tom Graeff was a charming fellow. He was handsome and chiseled, a would-be sci-fi auteur whose biggest contribution was, according to one trusted critic, “silly, ponderous and trite.” He’s been called the gay Ed Wood, but that misses…
Here Is Your Tribeca Film Festival Super Mega Wrapup
“If there’s one quality that entertainment for Christians shares with video games made for pre-teen girls, it’s the idea that conflict is a dirty word.”
Come Help Us Speculate Wildly About Who Will Play Barbie In Her Big Screen Debut
Morning Sideboob: George Clooney Finally Caves and Gets Engaged
From the Unusual Suspect's archives: Back in 2011, the Suspect reviewed Pierce Brosnan's last outing as James Bond in the 2002 blockbuster Die Another Day. Is it as bad as some people make it out to be?